Book jokes and humor

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Did you read the dachshund’s autobiography?
It’s a long story.

What happened when the bloodhound wrote his autobiography?
It got on the best smeller list.

What books were ordered from Prague?
Czech (check) books.

Which mythological character carried the maps?
Atlas.

What was the name of the book about a trio of adventurous French cows?
The Three Moo sketeers.

What book is about a rodent pioneer?
“Little Mouse on the Prairie.”

What did they call Tom Sawyer’s friend after he lost a lot of weight?
“Huckleberry thin (Finn).”

What do Peter Pan and noon have in common?
Neither have a shadow.