Absent Minded
Oh ! I seem to have forgotten this one !

Absentee:
A missing golf accessory. – Joseph Leff

Absinthe:
Makes the heart grow a lot fonder. – Joseph Leff

Absolute
The best musical instrument in the world, ever !

Abundance
Lots of dancing cakes

Abusive
Metal mesh like instrument used for making strained relations

Abut:
Superior at a monastery. – Joseph Leff

Abyss
An abbot’s wife

Academia Nuts
Perpetual scholars

Academy Awards
A place where everybody lets off esteem

Accent:
A sign of stress. – Joseph Leff

Accepter:
An axe that symbolises royalty. – Joseph Leff

Accidental
When you fall and knock your teeth out on the way to the dentist

Accidentally:
A narrow street where disaster happens. – Joseph Leff

Accomplish
A partner in crime

Accord
(1) Thick piece of string
(2) A combination of three musical tones. – Joseph Leff

Account
The husband of a countess

Accountability:
Dracula’s qualification.- Joseph Leff

Accountants – Joseph Leff
(1) Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
(2) Ah count uncles, too.
(3) Noble insects.

Accrue
What goes with a Captain