Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Arrayed:
A surprise attack. Joseph Leff

Arrest
Something you take when you are tired

Arrival
Competitor

Arson
(1) Our daughter’s brother
(2) Male offspring, yours and mine

Art gallery
Hall of frame.

Arterial:
(1) Pertaining to paintings.
(2) A lovely antenna. Joseph Leff

Arthritis
Twinges in the hinges.

Artisan:
A polite and friendly way to greet Arthur in Japan. Joseph Leff

Artistic Temperament
A disease that afflicts amateurs

Artists
People who can draw more than their breath.

Artless:
Simon without Garfunkel. Joseph Leff

Arty:
Abbrev. for right. Joseph Leff

Ascend
Turkey part over the fence last

Ascent
What a hunting dog follows

Ash Wednesday:
Follows Volcanic Tuesday. Joseph Leff

Ashtray
A place where people put out cigarettes when the room doesn’t have a carpet

Asia Minor:
(1) A Chinese child.
(2) A coal digger in India. Joseph Leff

Aside:
Donkey’s pelt. Joseph Leff

Askance:
Query insects. Joseph Leff

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