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Accurate:
An assistant vicar.- Joseph Leff |
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Acerb:
A resident of Belgrade.- Joseph Leff |
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Achilles' Heel:
What the doctor helped him do.- Joseph Leff |
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Aching Void:
Look of a sovereign.- Joseph Leff |
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Acid Test:
An exam for Sidney.- Joseph Leff |
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Acorn
(1) An oak in a nutshell
(2) Something caused by a tight shoe. |
Acquaintance
A person you know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend money to. |
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Acquire:
A church singing group.- Joseph Leff |
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Acre:
A person in pain.- Joseph Leff |
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Acreage:
How old the person in pain is.- Joseph Leff |
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Acrimony:
(1) Another name for marriage
(2) Follows a divorce...and rhymes with alimony.- Joseph Leff |
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Acrobat:
A vampire that stays high atop a mountain.- Joseph Leff |
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Act a Part:
Pretend to be separated.- Joseph Leff |
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Act For:
(1) Make believe you're teeing off.
(2) The last part of a long
play.- Joseph Leff |
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Act Up:
Pretend to be awake.- Joseph Leff |
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Actor
(1) A man who tries to be everything but himself
(2) Someone who would rather have a small role than a long loaf. |
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Acupuncture:
(1) A jab well done.
(2) Keeps you on pins and needles.- Joseph Leff |
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Adam's Apple:
A biblical computer. - Joseph Leff |
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Adapt
A good arithmetic student - Joseph Leff |
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Add Insult to Injury:
An Emergency Room nurse says you're ugly. - Joseph Leff |
