Baa:
A sheep trill. - Joseph Leff |
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Baby
Mother's little yelper. |
Baby Bird:
A stork. - Joseph Leff |
Baby Lambs:
Ewe kids. - Joseph Leff |
Babylon:
Chatter endlessly. - Joseph Leff |
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Babysitter
Someone who is paid to sit on babies. |
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Bachelor
(1) A man who never Mrs. anyone.
(2) A rolling stone that gathers no boss.
(3) A bloke who never makes a mistake once. - Joseph Leff |
Back Door:
Where Johann Sebastian enters his home. - Joseph Leff |
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Back down
The tail feathers of a duck. |
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Backgammon
Game played by pigs |
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Bacteria
The rear of a cafeteria |
Bacteriology:
Study of rips in the rear side of clothing. - Joseph Leff |
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Bad comedian
A person who can't even entertain a thought. |
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Bad guy
Someone who, on the sands of time, leaves only heel marks. |
Bad Habit:
Torn nun's closthing. - Joseph Leff |
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Baked Alaska
The result of global warming |
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B-B gun
A very small or young rifle |
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B-Flat
The second apartment. - Joseph Leff |
