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Baker
A person who kneads the dough. |
Baker:
A chap who works for money because he really kneads the dough. - Joseph Leff |
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Bakery customer
Someone who takes the cake. |
Baking School Dormitory:
Location of flour beds. - Joseph Leff |
Balcony Seats:
Tear group. - Joseph Leff |
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Balderdash
Running away from a crazy hairdresser |
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Baldness
The perfect cure for dandruff. |
Ballet Slippers:
Clumsy ballerinas. - Joseph Leff |
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Ballyhoo
A directory of well known ballet dancers correctly called 'Ballyhoo's Hoo' |
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Banana peel
A golden slipper. |
Banana:
Prohibit Ana. - Joseph Leff |
Bandage-Covered Cut:
Gauze and defect. - Joseph Leff |
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Band-aid
A fund for needy musicians. |
Bandit:
What the Chinese government did about free speech. - Joseph Leff |
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Bandleader
Someone who has to face the music. |
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Bandsaws
Blisters on guitarist's fingers |
Bank Deposit:
Snow. - Joseph Leff |
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Banker
Someone who is unhappy if he loses interest. |