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Banks
Where rivers keep their money. |
Banshee:
No women allowed. - Joseph Leff |
Bantams:
Scottish caps are forbidden. - Joseph Leff |
Bar Mitzvah Food Fight:
A blintzkrieg. - Joseph Leff |
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Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly |
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Barbary pirate
Someone who cuts people's hair and then charges them too much. |
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Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep |
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Barber
(1) Someone who goes through life getting in other people's hair.
(2) The one person to whom everyone takes off his hat. |
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Barber's shop
A clip joint |
Barbie:
Insect in a pub. - Joseph Leff |
Bareback:
(1) How Lady Godiva rode her horse.
(2) The return of Yogi and Boo-Boo. - Joseph Leff |
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Barefaced
Looking like a bear |
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Barefooted criminal
A heel without a sole |
Baroque:
Needs repair. - Joseph Leff |
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Barracks
Where pub crawlers hang their coats. - Joseph Leff |
Barracks:
Where pub customers hang their coats. - Joseph Leff |
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Barrage
Tavern insanity. - Joseph Leff |
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Bashful
A retired boxer |
Basket:
A little girl living in northern Spain. - Joseph Leff |
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Basketball player
Someone who can dribble all the time and still be neat. |
