Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Bath Suds:
Ale. – Joseph Leff

Bath
The surest way to get into hot water.

Bathing Beauty
A girl worth wading for

Bathtub
Part of a fat man that never goes underwater in the bath

Batman:
Dracula. – Joseph Leff

Battle of the Bulge:
A serious diet. – Joseph Leff

Battling Apes:
Gorilla warfare. – Joseph Leff

Beach
(1) A place where people slap you on the back and ask how you are peeling.
(2) A shore thing. – Joseph Leff

Beady:
Abbrev. for Bachelor of Divinity. – Joseph Leff

Beaming:
Exist as a Chinese dynasty. – Joseph Leff

Bear Witness:
(1) Yogi or Boo-Boo will testify.  
(2) A nude testifier. – Joseph Leff

Beaten:
A call in a bingo game. – Joseph Leff

Beatnik:
Defeat Nicholas. – Joseph Leff

Beau Geste:
Slipknot. – Joseph Leff

Beautiful, Tall Structure:
Rhe Eyefull Tower. – Joseph Leff

Beauty Parlor
A place where women curl up and dye.

Bebop:
Dance for insects. – Joseph Leff

Becalm:
Advice to an excitable person. – Joseph Leff

Beckon
Send footballer on to the pitch

Bed
A piece of furniture which gets larger at night when two feet are added to it.

Bedbug
An undercover agent.

Bedwarf:
Where to sleep on a peer. – Joseph Leff

Bee
A hum-bug

Beefy:
The cost of flying insects. – Joseph Leff

Beehive
What mummy bees tell naughty bees to do

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