Bath Suds:
Ale. - Joseph Leff |
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Bath
The surest way to get into hot water. |
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Bathing Beauty
A girl worth wading for |
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Bathtub
Part of a fat man that never goes underwater in the bath |
Batman:
Dracula. - Joseph Leff |
Battle of the Bulge:
A serious diet. - Joseph Leff |
Battling Apes:
Gorilla warfare. - Joseph Leff |
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Beach
(1) A place where people slap you on the back and ask how you are peeling.
(2) A shore thing. - Joseph Leff |
Beady:
Abbrev. for Bachelor of Divinity. - Joseph Leff |
Beaming:
Exist as a Chinese dynasty. - Joseph Leff |
Bear Witness:
(1) Yogi or Boo-Boo will testify.
(2) A nude testifier. - Joseph Leff |
Beaten:
A call in a bingo game. - Joseph Leff |
Beatnik:
Defeat Nicholas. - Joseph Leff |
Beau Geste:
Slipknot. - Joseph Leff |
Beautiful, Tall Structure:
Rhe Eyefull Tower. - Joseph Leff |
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Beauty Parlor
A place where women curl up and dye. |
Bebop:
Dance for insects. - Joseph Leff |
Becalm:
Advice to an excitable person. - Joseph Leff |
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Beckon
Send footballer on to the pitch |
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Bed
A piece of furniture which gets larger at night when two feet are added to it. |
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Bedbug
An undercover agent. |
Bedwarf:
Where to sleep on a peer. - Joseph Leff |
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Bee
A hum-bug |
Beefy:
The cost of flying insects. - Joseph Leff |
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Beehive
What mummy bees tell naughty bees to do |
