Biology:
The study of shopping habits. – Joseph Leff

Bird House
Home tweet home.

Bird of Prey
(1) Eagle that goes to church every Sunday
(2) Noah’s dove. – Joseph Leff

Birkenhead
Not very intelligent

Birthrate:
The cost to use a marina. – Joseph Leff

Bismark:
The grade on a business admin. exam. – Joseph Leff

Biweekly:
Purchase without enthusiasm. – Joseph Leff

Blameless:
Hold Lester responsible. – Joseph Leff

Blazer
A fire that looks like a jacket

Blessed Event:
A sneeze. – Joseph Leff

Blind Alley:
Bowling for the visually-impaired. – Joseph Leff

Blockade
Stop lemonade being delivered

Blood Bank
Where Count Dracula keeps his money.

Blood Brother
Vampire’s relative

Blood Test
The most important examination in vampire school.

Blood Vessel:
A vampire’s boat. – Joseph Leff

Blooming Idiots
Half-witted flowers.

Blooming:
An azure Chinese vase. – Joseph Leff

Blow One’s Top:
Done by a volcano. – Joseph Leff

Blow Your Nose:
Make rheum for improvement. – Joseph Leff

Blubber
Weeping and whaling