Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Bluebird
A bird that needs constant cheering up.

Blueprints:
Charles is sad. – Joseph Leff

Blunderbuss
A vehicle that goes from Edinburgh to Glasgow taking a short cut via London

Blurring:
Obscure a wedding band. – Joseph Leff

Bobby Socks:
What British policemen wear on their feet. – Joseph Leff

Bobtail:
Robert’s story. – Joseph Leff

Bold:
Went to play tenpins. – Joseph Leff

Bomb Bay:
A large city in India. – Joseph Leff

Bombproof:
Shell fragments. – Joseph Leff

Bombshell
An exploding egg.

Bombsight:
Hiroshima. – Joseph Leff

Bonded:
007 passed away. – Joseph Leff

Boo-boo
(1) A pair of ghosts.
(2) A ghostly mistake. – Joseph Leff

Bookkeepere:
A problem for libraries. – Joseph Leff

Bookstore:
The publications ripped. – Joseph Leff

Bookworm
The most educated of insects because it eats up knowledge.

Boomerang:
Express displeasure with a pie made from egg whites. – Joseph Leff

Bore
Someone who wants to tell you about himself when you want to tell him about yourself

Boreal:
Make Albert feel tired. – Joseph Leff

Boring Speaker
(1) A person who has nothing to say and says it.
(2) Someone who never makes a long story short.

Borrowed Time
Someone else’s watch.

Boston:
2000 pounds of managers. – Joseph Leff

Boulder:
More courageous. – Joseph Leff

Bouncer:
A trampoliner. – Joseph Leff

Boundless:
A weak kangaroo. – Joseph Leff

Bowling Buddy:
A pin-pal. – Joseph Leff

Bowling
(1) A sport that is supposed to take you off the streets, but lands you in the alleys.
(2) A game in which you build yourself up by knocking things down.

Boxer Rebellion:
A strike by Lennox Lewis, et al. – Joseph Leff

Boxer
A fellow who stands up for the other fellow’s rights

Boxing:
Telling Johann Sebastian to vocalise. – Joseph Leff

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