Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Boy Scout:
A teenage girl at a shopping mall. – Joseph Leff

Boycott
A small bed that’s no good for girls

Boyhood
A young male juvenile delinquent.

Bracelet:
A small pair. – Joseph Leff

Braid:
How the donkey made noise. – Joseph Leff

Brainwave
Permed hair

Brake Drum:
One way to get yourr kid to stop playing it. – Joseph Leff

Brandenburg Gate:
A pattern of walking in Brandenburg. – Joseph Leff

Brass Band:
A cheap wedding rng. – Joseph Leff

Brass Tacks:
A government fee on zinc/copper alloys. – Joseph Leff

Bratwurst:
The nastiest child. – Joseph Leff

Brazil Nuts:
Patients in a Rio de Janeiro insane asylum. – Joseph Leff

Breadlines:
What genealogy reviews. – Joseph Leff

Breakfast:
How to stop the car quickly. – Joseph Leff

Brew:
The color of Tokyo’s sky. – Joseph Leff

Bridal Hymn:
Precedes the time when she’ll bridle him. – Joseph Leff

Bridle Manufacturer:
Rein maker. – Joseph Leff

Brigade:
A drink served in a ship’s stockade. – Joseph Leff

Brimstone:
The sound of flicking your finger on the edge of a teacup. – Joseph Leff

Bring Down:
Take along feathers. – Joseph Leff

British Isles:
Where English brides and grooms walk. – Joseph Leff

Broomstick:
A witch craft. – Joseph Leff

Brussels Sprout
An ornamental fountain in the Belgian capital

Budget
What you cannot do to an immovable object.

Budget:
Move something slightly. – Joseph Leff

Buena Fortuna:
How to say “It’s good for the fish” in Italian. – Joseph Leff

Buffalo Bill:
What you get when you purchase bison. – Joseph Leff

Bugaboo:
Eavesrop on a ghost. – Joseph Leff

Building a Labyrinth:
Amazing. – Joseph Leff

Bulldozer
A sleeping bull

Bulletin
A can of corned beef

Bulletin:
The gun is ready to fire. – Joseph Leff

Bullpen:
What a male bovine uses to take notes. – Joseph Leff

Bunions
What you get when you cross a rabbit with a leek

Buoyant:
Young male insect. – Joseph Leff

Burglarise:
What a crook see with. – Joseph Leff

Burst of Fire From G.I. Joes:
Volley of the dolls. – Joseph Leff

Bus driver
Someone who is not afraid to tell everyone where to get off.

Butter:
An angry goat. – Joseph Leff

Butterflies:
When a waiter trips. – Joseph Leff

Buttress
A dairy maid who makes butter

By Chance:
How some choirs’ music is arranged. – Joseph Leff

By Night:
So long, Sir Lancelot. – Joseph Leff

Byword:
Sold! – Joseph Leff

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