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Campus
Cat that lives in a college |
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Can opener
Key to the washroom. |
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Canadian bacon
Money in Montreal. |
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Candlemaker
A person who works on wick ends |
Candor:
Lavatory entrance. - Joseph Leff |
Cannery:
A yellow songbird. - Joseph Leff |
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Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people |
Cannibal:
A person who wants to have somebody for dinner...literally. - Joseph Leff |
Cannonball:
An artillerymen's party. - Joseph Leff |
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Canoe
Like a naughty child, it behaves better when paddled. |
Can't Stand Still:
A temperance leader. - Joseph Leff |
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Cantaloupe
(1) What you say when you don't want to run away to be married.
(2) What a tired horse says to his rider. |
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Cantata
The ability to say "thank you" twice. - Joseph Leff |
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Canteen
A thirst-aid kit. |
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Cap gun
Pistol worn on the head. |
Capital Letters:
D.C. - Joseph Leff |
Capitalise:
Represent the Roman numbers 2 and 3. - Joseph Leff |
Capitalism:
A belief in large letters. - Joseph Leff |
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Capstan
Put Stan's hat on |
