Campus
Cat that lives in a college

Can opener
Key to the washroom.

Canadian bacon
Money in Montreal.

Candlemaker
A person who works on wick ends

Candor:
Lavatory entrance. – Joseph Leff

Cannery:
A yellow songbird. – Joseph Leff

Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people

Cannibal:
A person who wants to have somebody for dinner…literally. – Joseph Leff

Cannonball:
An artillerymen’s party. – Joseph Leff

Canoe
Like a naughty child, it behaves better when paddled.

Can’t Stand Still:
A temperance leader. – Joseph Leff

Cantaloupe
(1) What you say when you don’t want to run away to be married.
(2) What a tired horse says to his rider.

Cantata
The ability to say “thank you” twice. – Joseph Leff

Canteen
A thirst-aid kit.

Cap gun
Pistol worn on the head.

Capital Letters:
D.C. – Joseph Leff

Capitalise:
Represent the Roman numbers 2 and 3. – Joseph Leff

Capitalism:
A belief in large letters. – Joseph Leff

Capstan
Put Stan’s hat on