Charging Elephant
An elephant who uses his credit card.

Charles Darwin:
He made a monkey out of Adam (or Adam out of a monkey). – Joseph Leff

Charm School
Where witches learn to cast spells.

Charred:
Burn crimson. – Joseph Leff

Chased:
Pure and uncorrupted. – Joseph Leff

Chatterbox
Someone who burns the scandal at both ends.

Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie

Checkmate:
A spouse in Prague. – Joseph Leff

Cheerleaders
The happiest people at a football game.

Cheetah
(1) An animal that is not to be trusted.
(2) A swindler. – Joseph Leff

Chemical Bond:
H2/007. – Joseph Leff

Chemotherapy:
Results in hair today, gone tomorrow. – Joseph Leff

Cherish:
Pertaining to a singer once married to Sonny Bono. – Joseph Leff

Chicken Coop:
Where talk is cheep. – Joseph Leff

Chicken Crossing the Road:
Poultry in motion. – Joseph Leff

Chicken of the Sea
A frightened skindiver.

Chicken Pox
Playgrounds for poultry,

Chickens
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Childish Game
Any game at which you are beaten.