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Charging Elephant
An elephant who uses his credit card. |
Charles Darwin:
He made a monkey out of Adam (or Adam out of a monkey). - Joseph Leff |
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Charm School
Where witches learn to cast spells. |
Charred:
Burn crimson. - Joseph Leff |
Chased:
Pure and uncorrupted. - Joseph Leff |
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Chatterbox
Someone who burns the scandal at both ends. |
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Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie |
Checkmate:
A spouse in Prague. - Joseph Leff |
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Cheerleaders
The happiest people at a football game. |
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Cheetah
(1) An animal that is not to be trusted.
(2) A swindler. - Joseph Leff |
Chemical Bond:
H2/007. - Joseph Leff |
Chemotherapy:
Results in hair today, gone tomorrow. - Joseph Leff |
Cherish:
Pertaining to a singer once married to Sonny Bono. - Joseph Leff |
Chicken Coop:
Where talk is cheep. - Joseph Leff |
Chicken Crossing the Road:
Poultry in motion. - Joseph Leff |
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Chicken of the Sea
A frightened skindiver. |
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Chicken Pox
Playgrounds for poultry, |
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Chickens
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. |
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Childish Game
Any game at which you are beaten. |
