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Con Man:
Anti. - Joseph Leff |
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Concord grape
A fruit defeated in battle |
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Concourse
(1) A class that teaches how to become a successful criminal.
(2) Where prisoners play golf. - Joseph Leff |
Concrete:
A jailbird on a Grecian island. - Joseph Leff |
Conduct:
An air vent in a gaol. - Joseph Leff |
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Conductor
The musician most likely to get struck by lightning. |
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Conference
(1) A meeting of the bored
(2) A meeting at which people talk about what they should be doing. |
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Confidence
What you start off with before you completely understand the situation. |
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Confirm
A Mafia-run business organization. |
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Congressional Record
The U.S. Senate's latest disk. |
Conjugal:
An imprisoned Jewsih woman. - Joseph Leff |
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Conscience
That small voice that makes you feel even smaller. |
Conservation of Mass:
Preservation of a church service. - Joseph Leff |
Conservatory:
To preserve a British politician. - Joseph Leff |
Consistent:
A tepee for a prisoner's sister. - Joseph Leff |
Console:
The inner spirit of a jailbird. - Joseph Leff |
Consolidate:
An appointment to play computer games. - Joseph Leff |
Conspiracy:
(1) A swindler's plagiarism.
(2) Opiate of the asses. - Joseph Leff |
Conspire:
(1) Anti church steeples.
(2) Used to burn a felon's corpse. - Joseph Leff |
Constable:
Used to house prison horses. - Joseph Leff |
Construction Workers' Union:
A building bloc. - Joseph Leff |
Contest to Steal Cattle:
A rustling match. - Joseph Leff |
Context:
A manual for ships' helmsmen. - Joseph Leff |
Contingent:
Dorothy's metallic friend is a jailbird. - Joseph Leff |
Contraband:
A group of nicaraguan guerillas who play music. - Joseph Leff |
Contract With Saint Nick:
Where you can find a Santa clause. - Joseph Leff |
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Controversy
A collision between two trains of thought. |
Conundrum:
A prisoner on a percussion instrument. - Joseph Leff |
Converse:
Prison poetry. - Joseph Leff |
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Cook
Someone at home on the range. |
