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Cookbook
A book with many stirring chapters.
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Cookie:
What the chef uses to unlock the door. – Joseph Leff
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Cool Water:
Thirst aid. – Joseph Leff
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Coolant:
A real hip insect. – Joseph Leff
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Cooperate:
the bloke who makes wooden tubs has eaten. – Joseph Leff
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Copier:
A shared berth. – Joseph Leff
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Copious:
We want to be cloned. – Joseph Leff
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Copper Nitrate:
A constable’s late shift slary. – Joseph Leff
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Copperhead:
(1) A Lincoln penny (U.S.).
(2) A lavatory in a police station. – Joseph Leff
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Copse:
Constables. – Joseph Leff
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Copy Cat:
A cloned feline. – Joseph Leff
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Copy Writer:
A plagiarist. – Joseph Leff
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Corn Crib
Where old jokes sleep.
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Corn Grower:
A toe. – Joseph Leff
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Corner:
A maize farmer. – Joseph Leff
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Coroner:
The point where two lines or surfaces meet. – Joseph Leff
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Corset:
A waist basket. – Joseph Leff
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Corvette:
A U.S. Marine animal doctor. – Joseph Leff
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Cosmetics
Stuff used by young girls to make them look older sooner, and by their mothers to make them look younger longer.
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Cost of Short, Light Nails:
The tacks rate. – Joseph Leff
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Coterie:
The study of jackets. – Joseph Leff
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Cotton:
2000 pounds of small beds. – Joseph Leff
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Cottontail:
A story about gauze. – Joseph Leff
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Count Dracula
A big pain in the neck.
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Count In:
(1) The earl is here.
(2) Tavern for noblemen. – Joseph Leff
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Count Out:
Dracula is unconcious. – Joseph Leff
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Countdown:
Keep track of duck feathers. – Joseph Leff
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Counterspy
A store detective.
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Country Album:
An atlas. – Joseph Leff
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Country Brooks:
Garth. – Joseph Leff
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Country Club:
NATO. – Joseph Leff
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Courtroom:
Space for a basketball game. – Joseph Leff
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Covenants:
13 bewitched insects. – Joseph Leff
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Cow Jumped Over the Moon:
Part of the herd shot round the world. – Joseph Leff
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Coward
A man who thinks with his legs
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Cowherd:
The bovine listened. – Joseph Leff
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Cozy:
A shared 26th letter. – Joseph Leff
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Crack of Doom:
A drug overdose. – Joseph Leff
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Craftsman:
Sailor. – Joseph Leff
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Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely heavy weights
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Crayon:
The supercomputer is ready. – Joseph Leff
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Crayons for Your Kids:
A gift that can make your kin scrawl. – Joseph Leff
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Crazy Horse:
Not related to mad cow. – Joseph Leff
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Crazy, Rude Person:
A wild boor. – Joseph Leff
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Creaky:
Like a stream. – Joseph Leff
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Creative Christian:
(1) Hans Andersen.
(2) Dior. – Joseph Leff
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Creative Story:
A lie. – Joseph Leff
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Cretin:
A resident of a Greek island. – Joseph Leff
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Crick:
The sound of a Japanese camera. – Joseph Leff
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Criminal Record
A stolen phonograph disk that contains a long-playing sentence.
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Criminal Shellfish
A mobster lobster.
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Criminal
One who gets caught
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