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Cookbook
A book with many stirring chapters. |
Cookie:
What the chef uses to unlock the door. - Joseph Leff |
Cool Water:
Thirst aid. - Joseph Leff |
Coolant:
A real hip insect. - Joseph Leff |
Cooperate:
the bloke who makes wooden tubs has eaten. - Joseph Leff |
Copier:
A shared berth. - Joseph Leff |
Copious:
We want to be cloned. - Joseph Leff |
Copper Nitrate:
A constable's late shift slary. - Joseph Leff |
Copperhead:
(1) A Lincoln penny (U.S.).
(2) A lavatory in a police station. - Joseph Leff |
Copse:
Constables. - Joseph Leff |
Copy Cat:
A cloned feline. - Joseph Leff |
Copy Writer:
A plagiarist. - Joseph Leff |
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Corn Crib
Where old jokes sleep. |
Corn Grower:
A toe. - Joseph Leff |
Corner:
A maize farmer. - Joseph Leff |
Coroner:
The point where two lines or surfaces meet. - Joseph Leff |
Corset:
A waist basket. - Joseph Leff |
Corvette:
A U.S. Marine animal doctor. - Joseph Leff |
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Cosmetics
Stuff used by young girls to make them look older sooner, and by their mothers to make them look younger longer. |
Cost of Short, Light Nails:
The tacks rate. - Joseph Leff |
Coterie:
The study of jackets. - Joseph Leff |
Cotton:
2000 pounds of small beds. - Joseph Leff |
Cottontail:
A story about gauze. - Joseph Leff |
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Count Dracula
A big pain in the neck. |
Count In:
(1) The earl is here.
(2) Tavern for noblemen. - Joseph Leff |
Count Out:
Dracula is unconcious. - Joseph Leff |
Countdown:
Keep track of duck feathers. - Joseph Leff |
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Counterspy
A store detective. |
Country Album:
An atlas. - Joseph Leff |
Country Brooks:
Garth. - Joseph Leff |
Country Club:
NATO. - Joseph Leff |
Courtroom:
Space for a basketball game. - Joseph Leff |
Covenants:
13 bewitched insects. - Joseph Leff |
Cow Jumped Over the Moon:
Part of the herd shot round the world. - Joseph Leff |
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Coward
A man who thinks with his legs |
Cowherd:
The bovine listened. - Joseph Leff |
Cozy:
A shared 26th letter. - Joseph Leff |
Crack of Doom:
A drug overdose. - Joseph Leff |
Craftsman:
Sailor. - Joseph Leff |
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Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely heavy weights |
Crayon:
The supercomputer is ready. - Joseph Leff |
Crayons for Your Kids:
A gift that can make your kin scrawl. - Joseph Leff |
Crazy Horse:
Not related to mad cow. - Joseph Leff |
Crazy, Rude Person:
A wild boor. - Joseph Leff |
Creaky:
Like a stream. - Joseph Leff |
Creative Christian:
(1) Hans Andersen.
(2) Dior. - Joseph Leff |
Creative Story:
A lie. - Joseph Leff |
Cretin:
A resident of a Greek island. - Joseph Leff |
Crick:
The sound of a Japanese camera. - Joseph Leff |
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Criminal Record
A stolen phonograph disk that contains a long-playing sentence. |
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Criminal Shellfish
A mobster lobster. |
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Criminal
One who gets caught |
