Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Debit:
Unharness a horse. – Joseph Leff

Decanter:
Fire the chief religious singer. – Joseph Leff

Decelerate:
(1) Empty a prison.
(2) De salesman dined. – Joseph Leff

Decent:
(1) Get rid of pence.
(2) Remove odors. – Joseph Leff

Deception
The door that leads out of reception

Decibel:
1/10 of a pretty woman. – Joseph Leff

Decide:
Remove all walls. – Joseph Leff

Deciphered:
A retired codebreaker. – Joseph Leff

Deck Chair
Chair made from beach

Deck Count at Caesar’s Palace:
LII. – Joseph Leff

Deckhand:
(1) A Las Vegas poker dealer.
(2) What sialors use to play cards. – Joseph Leff

Declassified:
(1) A retired spy.
(2) An unemployed teacher. – Joseph Leff

Decorate:
Make a speech aboard ship. – Joseph Leff

Decorous:
De large group of singers. – Joseph Leff

Decrease:
(1) De fold in de pants.
(2) Purpose of a steam iron. – Joseph Leff

Deduce
(1) The lowest card in the deck
(2) Remove Mussolini. – Joseph Leff

Deed:
Addedd Ds to wordds. – Joseph Leff

Deep Sea:
A very low musical note. – Joseph Leff

Deer
Wealthy animal species known for its bucks.

Defaulted:
A retired seismologist. – Joseph Leff

Defeat
(1) What you walk on.
(2) Used by the fourth letter to walk. – Joseph Leff

Defeated Politician
Like the earth, flattened at the polls.

Defence Mechanism:
A lock on de gate. – Joseph Leff

Defence
Something that runs around the garden

Defibrillator:
Lie detector. – Joseph Leff

Deficiency
The creatures that live in the ocean.

Define:
(1) De thing you get for breaking de law.
(2) A suspended sentence. – Joseph Leff

Defrock:
A group of Japanese sheep. – Joseph Leff

Defrost:
Short for commentator David Frost. – Joseph Leff

Degraded
How you feel when you have earned a low mark.

Degreed:
Removed avarice. – Joseph Leff

Dehydrate:
Cost per pelt. – Joseph Leff

Delaware:
Trying to locate singer Ms. Reese. – Joseph Leff

Delhi:
Where you can’t buy a corned beef sandwich. – Joseph Leff

Deliberate:
Enslave again. – Joseph Leff

Delighted
What happens to a firefly if it backs into a fan.

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