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Diatribe
(1) An extinct race
(2) Paint a clan. – Joseph Leff
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Dictionary
(1) A book in which you can always find health, wealth, and happiness.
(2) A guide to the correct spelling of words, provided you know how to spell them in the first place.
(3) The one place where Friday comes before Thursday.
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Diet
(1) A triumph of mind over platter.
(2) How to change your hair colour. – Joseph Leff
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Diet Book Author:
Has the write of weigh. – Joseph Leff
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Dimple
A pimple going the other way.
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Diplomat
(1) One who thinks twice before saying nothing
(2) A person who can bring home the bacon without spilling the beans.
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Doplomatic
An insect that graduated. – Joseph Leff
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Dire
She does hair colouring. – Joseph Leff
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Dirt
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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Dirty Double Crosser
A person who sails across the Atlantic without washing.
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Dirty Liar
A musical instrument that needs a good cleaning.
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Disband
Break up a pop group
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Diary:
Where you put your feat down. – Joseph Leff
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Digesting:
Pass away while telling jokes. – Joseph Leff
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Dinah Shore:
A restaurant’s beachfront. – Joseph Leff
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Dinghy:
The sound of a ship’s bell. – Joseph Leff
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Dingo:
Reduction of loud noises. – Joseph Leff
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Dinner:
The person responsible for all that loud noise. – Joseph Leff
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Dinosaur:
(1) An anger diner.
(2) Something seen while you’re eating. – Joseph Leff
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Diode:
What happens to people who don’t die young. – Joseph Leff
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Dioxen:
What you say before you kill a herd of buffalo-like cattle. – Joseph Leff
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Dire:
Hairstylist who does colouring. – Joseph Leff
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Disable:
Cain’s goal. – Joseph Leff
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Disassembly:
Not dat legislature. – Joseph Leff
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Disc Jockey
(1) Show business personality who lives on spins and needles.
(2) A chiropractor.
(3) Someone who is radioactive. – Joseph Leff
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