Discard:
Sold an auto. - Joseph Leff |
Discharged:
A shut-down generator. - Joseph Leff |
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Disconcerted
Thrown out of a concert |
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Disconsolate
A record being played after midnight |
Discount:
Remove Dracula. - Joseph Leff |
Discourse:
Fire a professional golfer. - Joseph Leff |
Discredited:
Cut up all the plastic cards. - Joseph Leff |
Discreet:
Remove a resident of a Mediterranean island. - Joseph Leff |
Disdain:
Here's Hamlet. - Joseph Leff |
Disease:
Get rid of every E. - Joseph Leff |
Disenchanted:
Retired sorceress. - Joseph Leff |
Disfigured:
Unemployed mathematician. - Joseph Leff |
Disgraced:
Eliminated Grace. - Joseph Leff |
Disguised:
A club for lasses only. - Joseph Leff |
Disgust:
(1) Debated.
(2) Excluded Gus. - Joseph Leff |
Dishonest:
Plate on a bird's home. - Joseph Leff |
Disillusioned:
A retired magician. - Joseph Leff |
Disinherit:
Unwilling. - Joseph Leff |
Disinheritance:
Heir cut. - Joseph Leff |
Dismay:
Follows dis April. - Joseph Leff |
Dismayed:
Not dat housekeeper. - Joseph Leff |
Dismissed:
(1) The fog lifted.
(2) A club for men only. - Joseph Leff |
Dismounted:
A cashiered Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman. - Joseph Leff |
Disorganised:
Removed church music. - Joseph Leff |
Disoriented:
A fired Far Eastern diplomat. - Joseph Leff |
Disparate:
Got rid of Polly. - Joseph Leff |
Dispelled:
A retired witch. - Joseph Leff |
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Dispense
Give out pocket money |
Dispirited:
Got rid of Casper. - Joseph Leff |
Dispossessed:
Exorcised. - Joseph Leff |
Disquieted:
A retired librarian. - Joseph Leff |
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Dissent
Say you don't like someone's perfume |
Dissenter:
(1) Remove the skunk.
(2) Dis middle. - Joseph Leff |
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Distaff
Not dat staff. - Joseph Leff |
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Distinct
How one can tell the difference between skunks and other animals. |
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Distract
A derailed train. - Joseph Leff |
Distressed:
Woman with a shaved head. - Joseph Leff |
Divergent:
A frogman. - Joseph Leff |
Diversified:
A retired poet. - Joseph Leff |
Divine:
Tarzan swings on it. - Joseph Leff |
Divorce Court:
Hall of blame. - Joseph Leff |
Divorce:
(1) The splice of life.
(2) Past tense of marriage. - Joseph Leff |
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Doberman pinscher
The freshest fellow in the town of Doberman. |
Docket:
A small, female dock. - Joseph Leff |
Dockyard:
(1) A physician's garden.
(2) A 3-foot tall physician. - Joseph Leff |
Doctor Doolittle:
A very tired medical professional. - Joseph Leff |
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Doctor
Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew. |
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Dog kennel
A barking lot. |
Dog Pound:
(1) A used cur lot.
(2) 16 ounces of canine. - Joseph Leff |
Dog Star:
Lassie. - Joseph Leff |
Dog Tag:
When a dog says, "You're it." - Joseph Leff |
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Dog
An animal that should never be allowed near a flea circus, because he might walk off with the show. |
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Dogmatic
Robot dog |
Do-It-Yourself-Surgery:
Suture self. - Joseph Leff |
