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Egg White
Snow White's brother. |
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Egotist:
(1) Someone who is always me-deep in conversation.
(2) Someone who suffers from I-strain. - Joseph Leff |
Egotistical Carol:
Hark, The Herald Angels Sing About Me. - Joseph Leff |
Eighty:
Abbrev. for antitank. - Joseph Leff |
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Elastic band
Group who play rubber instruments |
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Elderberry
Oldest berry on the plant |
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Electric Eel
Fish that swims in strong currents |
Electric Stove:
Where you find ohm on the range. - Joseph Leff |
Electric:
Vote for Eric. - Joseph Leff |
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Electrician
(1) A switch doctor
(2) A person who wires for money. |
Electricity for a Bakery:
Flour power. - Joseph Leff |
Electron:
Vote for Ronald. - Joseph Leff |
Elegy:
How to spell the word "leg." - Joseph Leff |
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Elephants
The most modest of animals. They always bathe with their, trunks on. |
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Elevator operator
A person who is always ready to give others a lift. |
Elf:
A subordinate Claus. - Joseph Leff |
Ellen:
Abbrev. for "lane." - Joseph Leff |
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Elliptical
A kiss from a man with a moustache |
Elope:
Form a secret merger. - Joseph Leff |
Embrace:
M, M. - Joseph Leff |
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Emerge
Unite two Internet companies. |
Emerge:
The joining together of two on-line service companies. - Joseph Leff |
Emission:
An on-line religious organisation. - Joseph Leff |
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Emotion
A vibrating webpage. - Joseph Leff |
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Emphasis
When your sister shouts at you |
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Emulate
(1) Ostrich pretending to be an Emu
(2) Dorothy telling her aunt that she's tardy. - Joseph Leff |
