Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Emperor:
Reign man. – Joseph Leff

En Masse:
A large Sunday church service. – Joseph Leff

Encrypt:
Where pharaohs are buried. – Joseph Leff

End Feudalism:
Stop fief! – Joseph Leff

Endanger:
Stop wrath. – Joseph Leff

Engineers
What engines hear with.

English Channel
A British television station

Engraves:
The 14th row in a cemetery. – Joseph Leff

Engraving
Vampire’s hobby

Enigmatic:
A puzzling little bug. – Joseph Leff

Enterprise
How a burglar gets in. – Joseph Leff

Enthusiastic Approval:
Zeal of approval. – Joseph Leff

Entirety:
The whole golf accessory. – Joseph Leff

Entry:
Where Ns grow. – Joseph Leff

Epitaph
A statement that lies above about the person that lies below

Equinox
Strange tapping noises usually heard in haunted houses after dark

Equips:
At schooljokes.com – Joseph Leff

Eraser
What the artist’s wife said when she saw him drawing a nude

Erode:
He didn’t walk. – Joseph Leff

Eros
Brave people

Errant:
A bug that miscalculated. – Joseph Leff

Escape:
Worn by Superman. – Joseph Leff

Escapee:
Abbrev. if the slogan of the Australian Air Training Corp—Service, Knowledge, Proficiency. – Joseph Leff

Eskimo shoes
Mush puppies.

Eskimos
God’s frozen people.

Essen:
Chemical symbol for tin. – Joseph Leff

Essie:
(1) Abbev. for southeast.  
(2) Abbrev. for South Carolina. – Joseph Leff

Etc.
An abbreviation used to make people believe you know more than you do.

 

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