Ether:
One or the other. – Joseph Leff
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Eulogy
(1) Study of the 25th letter.
(2) Study of thou.
(3) Study of a female lamb. – Joseph Leff
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Euro:
(1) 21st tier of seats.
(2) Your turn at the oars. – Joseph Leff
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Eurythmics:
Music that belongs to you. – Joseph Leff
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Evade:
Assist Adam’s wife. – Joseph Leff
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Evaluate:
Wow, Valerie, you’ve eaten. – Joseph Leff
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Evaporated milk
The kind of milk preferred by the invisible man.
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Evaporated
Dried water – just add liquid
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Eve
What you shout at the start of a tug-o-war
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Ewe:
A wife-bleater. – Joseph Leff
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Exact
What eggs do on stage
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Exact:
A retired thespian. – Joseph Leff
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Exalted:
Removed all sodium chloride. – Joseph Leff
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Exam Subjects at a School of Optometry:
Pupils. – Joseph Leff
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Excel:
(1) Abbrev. for Extra Large.
(2) Roman number 40.
(3) A freed prisoner. – Joseph Leff
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Excess fat
Not the result of the minutes you put in at the dinner table, but the seconds.
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Excite:
Blind. – Joseph Leff
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Exclamation of Delight for Hawaiian Food:
Oh, poi! – Joseph Leff
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Excuse:
(1) An out-of-work stage director.
(2) A retired snooker player.
(3) No more waiting lines. – Joseph Leff
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Exercise
The only exercise some people get is to:
(1) run up bills;
(2) wrestle with their conscience;
(3) jump to conclusions;
(4) stretch the truth;
(5) run out of excuses.
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Exit:
Cross it out. – Joseph Leff
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Expelled:
A retired witch. – Joseph Leff
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Expending:
Someone who is now saving. – Joseph Leff
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Experience
(1) What you have left after you have lost everything else.
(2) The wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake after you have made it.
(3) What people call their mistakes
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Experiment
What scientists did 100 years ago and you are still doing in school
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Expert at Forging:
A smith. – Joseph Leff
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Expert
(1) Someone who used to be a Pert
(2) An expert is a person who skillfully avoids the small errors only to sweep on to the really big ones.
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Explosion
Result of experiment
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Explosive Letters:
TNT. – Joseph Leff
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Explosive-Sniffing Dog:
The scenter of attention. – Joseph Leff
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