Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Export:
From the left. – Joseph Leff

Exposition:
Out of place. – Joseph Leff

Expound:
Kilograms now. – Joseph Leff

Expressly:
Divorced Elvis. – Joseph Leff

Extension:
Relaxed. – Joseph Leff

Exterminator:
Arnold has retired. – Joseph Leff

Extinct
A dead skunk

Extrajudicial:
An even higher degree of kosher food. – Joseph Leff

Extremist:
A really thick fog. – Joseph Leff

Eye Ball:
Only when I’m sad. – Joseph Leff

Eye Cue:
Abbrev. for Intelligence Quotient. – Joseph Leff

Eye Shadow:
A detective’s slogan. – Joseph Leff

Eyecatching
Game played by monsters

Eyedropper:
A clumsy ophthalmologist. – Joseph Leff

Eyelet:
(1) A very small island.  
(2) Said by a permissive person. – Joseph Leff

Eyesight:
An optometrist’s office. – Joseph Leff

Eyewash:
To stay clean. – Joseph Leff

 

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