Flying Colours
Paint thrown in art lesson
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Flypaper
What flies decorate their homes with
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Foaming:
A fake Chinese vase. – Joseph Leff
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Fodder:
Not to be confused with mutter. – Joseph Leff
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Foolhardy:
What Laurel sometimes did. – Joseph Leff
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Foolproof:
Evidence of stupidity. – Joseph Leff
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Football:
A lavish party for podiatrists. – Joseph Leff
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Foothill:
A 12-inch mountain. – Joseph Leff
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For the Better:
To benefit the gambler. – Joseph Leff
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Foray:
(1) The flat across the hall from 4B.
(2) Goes to Raymond. – Joseph Leff
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Forbid:
An offer to pay to join a golf club. – Joseph Leff
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Forbidden:
To disallow a small study room. – Joseph Leff
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Forebrain:
Indicates a golfing addiction. – Joseph Leff
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Forecast:
Actors in four plays. – Joseph Leff
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Foreclose:
Why teenage girls go to a shopping centre. – Joseph Leff
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Forefathers:
Two pairs of priests. – Joseph Leff
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Foreground:
(1) Coffee at a country club.
(2) Where golfers go to get teed off. – Joseph Leff
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Foreign:
Imitation empire. – Joseph Leff
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Forelocks:
Purpose of bagels and cream cheese. – Joseph Leff
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Foreman:
(1) Why woman is here.
(2) He’s always playing golf. – Joseph Leff
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Foresee:
The flat just down the hall from foray. – Joseph Leff
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Foresees:
(1) C, C, C, C.
(2) Mediterranean, Baltic, East China and Red. – Joseph Leff
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Forestall
To delay a golf game. – Joseph Leff
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Forestalls
Home for two pairs of horses. – Joseph Leff
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Forger
Someone who is always ready to write a wrong.
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Forgery:
A building where furnaces or hearths for metals are located. – Joseph Leff
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Forlorn:
Why grass seeds are purchased. – Joseph Leff
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Formalist:
Create a roster. – Joseph Leff
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Format
A gift to Matthew. – Joseph Leff
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Fortnight:
Nobleman in charge of a stronghold. – Joseph Leff
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Fortress
Purpose of shampoo. – Joseph Leff
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Fortress:
Shampoo’s use. – Joseph Leff
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Fortune
A singing quartet
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Forty:
Purpose of a samovar. – Joseph Leff
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Forum
(1) Two-um plus two-um
(2) In favour of Bacardi. – Joseph Leff
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Forward Roll
The 3 day old sandwich pushed to the front to make you buy it
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Foul Ball
Where chickens go to dance.
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Foul Language:
Cheep-cheep-cheep. – Joseph Leff
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Foul Mouthed
Bad language from a chicken
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Fountain of Jazz:
Pete. – Joseph Leff
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Four Poster
Bedroom with 4 posters on the wall
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Fourscore:
(1) Why some people turn on the sports station.
(2) A golf shot total. – Joseph Leff
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Francis Bacon:
How Francis is makin’ a cake. – Joseph Leff
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Francisco Franco:
Know for his reign in Spain. – Joseph Leff
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Franz Liszt:
What Franz takes with him to the grocery store. – Joseph Leff
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Fraulein:
A queue of German wives. – Joseph Leff
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Freak Accident
What happened, for example, when the bearded lady ran into the rubber man.
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