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Gondolier
When you've wiped the grin off your face |
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Good Friday:
Robinson Crusoe's excellent assistant. - Joseph Leff |
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Good Manners
Making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were. |
Good Night:
Lancelot. - Joseph Leff |
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Goose Pimples
What a goose gets from eating too much chocolate. |
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Goose
A bird that grows down as it grows up. |
Gorgeous Waitress:
Dinner belle. - Joseph Leff |
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Gossip
Letting the chat out of the bag |
Gotham:
Possess hog meat. - Joseph Leff |
Goulash:
Demon cinders. - Joseph Leff |
Govern:
Encourage Vernon. - Joseph Leff |
Graceland:
Telling Grace, the pilot, to bring the plane down safely. - Joseph Leff |
Grade:
What his hair color did over time. - Joseph Leff |
Grammar:
Married to Grampa. - Joseph Leff |
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Granary
A home for grannies |
Granite:
(1) An evening event for old ladies
(2) Bestowed or conferred. - Joseph Leff |
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Grass
What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. |
Gratis in Glasgow:
Scot-free. - Joseph Leff |
Gravedigger:
A very serious excavator. - Joseph Leff |
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Gravely
How an undertaker speaks. |
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Great Plains
The 747s'. |
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Green Belt
Something which holds your pants up with recycled materials |
Greenhouse Frost:
Nursery rime. - Joseph Leff |
Greenland:
Putting area near a hole. - Joseph Leff |
Greenwich:
An emerald sorceress. - Joseph Leff |