Gondolier
When you’ve wiped the grin off your face

Good Friday:
Robinson Crusoe’s excellent assistant. – Joseph Leff

Good Manners
Making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were.

Good Night:
Lancelot. – Joseph Leff

Goose Pimples
What a goose gets from eating too much chocolate.

Goose
A bird that grows down as it grows up.

Gorgeous Waitress:
Dinner belle. – Joseph Leff

Gossip
Letting the chat out of the bag

Gotham:
Possess hog meat. – Joseph Leff

Goulash:
Demon cinders. – Joseph Leff

Govern:
Encourage Vernon. – Joseph Leff

Graceland:
Telling Grace, the pilot, to bring the plane down safely. – Joseph Leff

Grade:
What his hair color did over time. – Joseph Leff

Grammar:
Married to Grampa. – Joseph Leff

Granary
A home for grannies

Granite:
(1) An evening event for old ladies
(2) Bestowed or conferred. – Joseph Leff

Grass
What grows by the yard and dies by the foot.

Gratis in Glasgow:
Scot-free. – Joseph Leff

Gravedigger:
A very serious excavator. – Joseph Leff

Gravely
How an undertaker speaks.

Great Plains
The 747s’.

Green Belt
Something which holds your pants up with recycled materials

Greenhouse Frost:
Nursery rime. – Joseph Leff

Greenland:
Putting area near a hole. – Joseph Leff

Greenwich:
An emerald sorceress. – Joseph Leff