Hedonist:
A person who never noes what he likes. - Joseph Leff |
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Heirloom
Weaving machine for rabbits |
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Helium
What a medicine man tries to do. |
Helix:
How a dog greets his master. - Joseph Leff |
Heman:
Not she woman. - Joseph Leff |
Henhouse Fun:
Fowl play. - Joseph Leff |
Hennery:
Hank's real name. - Joseph Leff |
Henry David Thireau:
Henry David is painstakingly accurate. - Joseph Leff |
Herbal:
Introduicing Herbert to Alvin. - Joseph Leff |
Herbalists:
Believers in Herb. - Joseph Leff |
Herbicide. To kill everyone named Herbert. - Joseph Leff |
Here in Paris:
Ici. - Joseph Leff |
Herein:
The king's in charge. - Joseph Leff |
Herman:
A husband. - Joseph Leff |
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Hermit
(1) A lady's glove
(2) A German baseball player's glove. - Joseph Leff |
Hernia:
Pertaining to a female's knee. - Joseph Leff |
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Hero Sandwich
What brave soldiers eat. |
Herod:
She strange. - Joseph Leff |
Heroes:
(1) What a man in a boat does.
(2) Male lobster eggs. - Joseph Leff |
Heroin:
The courageous chap is here. - Joseph Leff |
Heroism:
A belief in submarine sandwiches. - Joseph Leff |
Herring:
A bride's wedding band. - Joseph Leff |
He's Always Making Faces:
A sculptor. - Joseph Leff |
He's Batty:
Dracula, on some nights. - Joseph Leff |
He's Often at Home:
An umpire. - Joseph Leff |
He's Revolting!:
A rebel. - Joseph Leff |
Hey, You:
The chemical symbol for gold. - Joseph Leff |
HI:
Abbrev. for Hawaii. - Joseph Leff |
Hialeah:
A greeting for Leah. - Joseph Leff |
Hideaway:
Nobody else can see your scale. - Joseph Leff |
Hideout for Yemeni Crooks:
Aden of thieves. - Joseph Leff |
Hierarchy:
Employ Archie. - Joseph Leff |
High Art:
Hello, Arthur. - Joseph Leff |
High Bar:
Himalayan tavern. - Joseph Leff |
High Birth:
A dock that's way upstream. - Joseph Leff |
High Mass:
Led by a drunken priest. - Joseph Leff |
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High Noon
Midday on Mt. Everest. |
High Seas:
C, C, C on Mt. Kilimanjaro. - Joseph Leff |
High Tea:
A beverage served in the Alps. - Joseph Leff |
High Time:
Noon. - Joseph Leff |
High Treason:
Telling Junior not to climb it. - Joseph Leff |
Highbred:
Important part of an Alpine sandwich. - Joseph Leff |
Highflier:
An astronaut. - Joseph Leff |
Hijack:
Hello, John. - Joseph Leff |
Hilarity:
Pertaining to Hilary. - Joseph Leff |
Hip Joint:
A real cool bar. - Joseph Leff |
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Hippies
The things you hang your leggies on |
Hispanic:
His terror. - Joseph Leff |
Hiss:
Not hearse. - Joseph Leff |
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Historians
People who won't let bygones be bygones. |
History:
Not to be confused with her story. - Joseph Leff |
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Hit Song
A tune that stops being popular by the time you learn the words. |
Hit The Deck:
What a losing poker player might do. - Joseph Leff |
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Hobo
A road's scholar. |
Hog-Tied:
Wrapped in bacon. - Joseph Leff |
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Hogwash
A pig's laundry |
