Horn of Plenty:
The sound of rush-hour traffic. – Joseph Leff
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Hornet:
A small bugle. – Joseph Leff
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Horoscope:
A starboard. – Joseph Leff
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Hors D’Combat:
A cavalry animal. – Joseph Leff
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Horse and buggy
Description of an odd person who has laryngitis.
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Horse Doctor:
A physician with a sore throat. – Joseph Leff
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Horse sense
(1) A quality found most often in persons with a stable mind.
(2) Barn odors. – Joseph Leff
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Horse
(1) A six-legged animal. It has forelegs in front and two legs behind.
(2) An animal that cannot say yes, only nay
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Horseback:
Return of laryngitis. – Joseph Leff
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Horsefly:
A command to Pegasus. – Joseph Leff
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Horsehair:
The bunny has laryngitis. – Joseph Leff
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Horsehide
(1) What helps keep a horse from falling apart.
(2) What a cowboy goes to seek. – Joseph Leff
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Horses at a Hotel:
They use the bridle suite. – Joseph Leff
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Horse’s Halter:
Whoa! – Joseph Leff
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Horses:
Neigh sayers. – Joseph Leff
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Hospitals
Places where people who are run down wind up
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Hot Air:
An angry son during the reading of the will. – Joseph Leff
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Hot chocolate
Stolen candy.
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Hot Dog:
A canine that, during the summer, wears a fur coat and pants. – Joseph Leff
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Hotel
(1) A place where you pay good dollars for poor quarters.
(2) A suite spot. – Joseph Leff
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Hot-Tempered:
Signifies strong steel. – Joseph Leff
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Housebroken:
The electricity and plumbing don’t work. – Joseph Leff
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Housemother
The question to ask about your female parent’s health,
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Housing:
What a choirmaster teaches. – Joseph Leff
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How a Karate Expert Breaks Lights:
A lamp chop. – Joseph Leff
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How to Cure Kleptomania:
Take something for it. – Joseph Leff
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Hug
A roundabout way of expressing affection
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Hugs:
Energy gone to waist. – Joseph Leff
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Hula dancer
A shake in the grass.
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