Human Cell:
Inside a gaol. - Joseph Leff |
Human Race:
A marathon. - Joseph Leff |
Human Wrecks:
A king. - Joseph Leff |
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Humbug
(1) A musical insect
(2) An insect that wants to sing but just doesn't know the words. |
Hummingbird:
A bird that refuses to sing cheeply. - Joseph Leff |
Humourous:
Indulge us. - Joseph Leff |
Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall:
Followed a pretty good summer. - Joseph Leff |
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Humpty Dumpty
A camel that won't let you ride him. |
Hun:
Sweetie or darlin'. - Joseph Leff |
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Hundred
Fear of Attila. - Joseph Leff |
Hundred:
Fear of Attila. - Joseph Leff |
Hundredfold:
100 mares giving birth simultaneously. - Joseph Leff |
Hundredweight:
The next 50 couples will experience a delay. - Joseph Leff |
Hunger:
What the posse did to the female rustler. - Joseph Leff |
Hurling:
A female's fish. - Joseph Leff |
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Hyacinth
What you say when you first meet Lady Cynthia |
Hyatt Hotel:
Hyman is at the hotel. - Joseph Leff |
Hyde Park:
Keep a landscaped city square out of sight. - Joseph Leff |
Hydrate:
The cost per pelt. - Joseph Leff |
Hydric:
Get out of sight, Eric. - Joseph Leff |
Hydrogen Bomb:
Can make molehills out of mountains. - Joseph Leff |
Hydrous:
Conceal Russell. - Joseph Leff |
Hygiene:
Hello, Eugene. - Joseph Leff |
Hypnotised:
A suspended sentence. - Joseph Leff |
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Hypochondriac
(1) A person with an infinite capacity for faking pains
(2) Someone who can't leave well enough alone. - Joseph Leff |
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Hypocrite
(1) A man who sets a good example when other people are watching
(2) The man who murdered both his parents and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. - Abraham Lincoln - Joseph Leff |
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Hysterical
Funny version of history |
