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Human Cell:
Inside a gaol. – Joseph Leff
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Human Race:
A marathon. – Joseph Leff
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Human Wrecks:
A king. – Joseph Leff
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Humbug
(1) A musical insect
(2) An insect that wants to sing but just doesn’t know the words.
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Hummingbird:
A bird that refuses to sing cheeply. – Joseph Leff
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Humourous:
Indulge us. – Joseph Leff
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Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall:
Followed a pretty good summer. – Joseph Leff
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Humpty Dumpty
A camel that won’t let you ride him.
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Hun:
Sweetie or darlin’. – Joseph Leff
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Hundred
Fear of Attila. – Joseph Leff
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Hundred:
Fear of Attila. – Joseph Leff
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Hundredfold:
100 mares giving birth simultaneously. – Joseph Leff
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Hundredweight:
The next 50 couples will experience a delay. – Joseph Leff
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Hunger:
What the posse did to the female rustler. – Joseph Leff
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Hurling:
A female’s fish. – Joseph Leff
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Hyacinth
What you say when you first meet Lady Cynthia
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Hyatt Hotel:
Hyman is at the hotel. – Joseph Leff
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Hyde Park:
Keep a landscaped city square out of sight. – Joseph Leff
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Hydrate:
The cost per pelt. – Joseph Leff
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Hydric:
Get out of sight, Eric. – Joseph Leff
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Hydrogen Bomb:
Can make molehills out of mountains. – Joseph Leff
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Hydrous:
Conceal Russell. – Joseph Leff
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Hygiene:
Hello, Eugene. – Joseph Leff
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Hypnotised:
A suspended sentence. – Joseph Leff
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Hypochondriac
(1) A person with an infinite capacity for faking pains
(2) Someone who can’t leave well enough alone. – Joseph Leff
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Hypocrite
(1) A man who sets a good example when other people are watching
(2) The man who murdered both his parents and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. – Abraham Lincoln – Joseph Leff
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Hysterical
Funny version of history
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