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Jabber
A boxer who throws a lot of short punches. - Joseph
Leff
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Jack the Ripper
A belle-wringer. - Joseph Leff
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Jackal
Introducing Alan to John. - Joseph Leff
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Jackdaw
Lift a car up by the door handle
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Jam Ingedient:
A car. - Joseph Leff
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Jam Packed
A car full of strawberry jam
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Jam Session:
A shift in a jelly factory. - Joseph Leff
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James Joyce:
Introducing Joyce to James. - Joseph Leff
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Janitor
Jan, you're dress ripped. - Joseph Leff
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Jargon
A missing jar of strawberry jam
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Jayne Wyman
Hey, Tarzan, who's your girlfriend? - Joseph
Leff
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Jaywalking
(1) A hobby that gives you that run-down feeling
(2) A dumb bird with a short life.
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Jeer
Southern American speak for "Did you hear?" - Joseph
Leff
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Jelly Beans
What jelly babies have on toast
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Jerk
A good American. (A jerk is a pull, a pull is a yank, and a Yank is a
good American.) - Joseph Leff
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Jet-setter
A fast-flying dog.
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Jitterbug
Tense insect
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Joan of Arc
Noah's mum
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Jodhpurs
The noise made by two happy cats
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John Bull
A discussion with someone in the next stall. - Joseph
Leff
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John Donne
The lavatory is completed. - Joseph Leff
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John Wayne
Deterioration of the men's bathroom. - Joseph
Leff
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Joint Account
The bank where Frankenstein keeps all his spare parts
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