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Labour of Love:
Schooljokes.com - Joseph Leff |
Labour Party:
She gave birth! Let's celebrate! - Joseph Leff |
Labour Union:
A husband and wife holding hands while she gives birth. - Joseph Leff |
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Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs |
Lactate:
What can be said about the series: 6, 7, 9, 10. - Joseph Leff |
Ladies' Wear:
Asked by single men. - Joseph Leff |
Lady Of Spain:
Senora. - Joseph Leff |
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Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo |
Laggard:
A sentry who can't keep up. - Joseph Leff |
Lamination:
A sheep is in the country. - Joseph Leff |
Lamprey:
(1) Done by a sheep in church.
(2) Light from a lamp. - Joseph Leff |
Lancelot in a Windstorm:
Knight-in-gale. - Joseph Leff |
Lancelot:
Cut many boils. - Joseph Leff |
Land Mine:
This is my property. - Joseph Leff |
Landfill:
What Philip's flight instructor said. - Joseph Leff |
Landing:
Alert from a Local Area Network. - Joseph Leff |
Landowners' Group:
A ground crew. - Joseph Leff |
Lap of Luxury:
A sip of champagne. - Joseph Leff |
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Lap
What you lose every time you stand up. |
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Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing |
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Lapland
Thinly populated area in Northern Europe. There are not many Laps to the mile. |
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Laplander
Someone who is unable to keep his balance on a crowded bus. |
Lapsing:
Music from a happy baby. - Joseph Leff |
Large Blast of Accurate Gunfire:
Death volley. - Joseph Leff |
Large Size:
Big sounds of relief. - Joseph Leff |
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Large-scale
What a fat person weighs on, |
Largesse:
On Superman's cape. - Joseph Leff |
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Last Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole school day |
Last Stop:
Follows brake failure. - Joseph Leff |
Last Words:
"The end." - Joseph Leff |
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Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits |
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Lattice-work
What salads do for a living. |
