Labour of Love:
Schooljokes.com – Joseph Leff

Labour Party:
She gave birth!  Let’s celebrate! – Joseph Leff

Labour Union:
A husband and wife holding hands while she gives birth. – Joseph Leff

Labrador
Large cat-flap for dogs

Lactate:
What can be said about the series: 6, 7, 9, 10. – Joseph Leff

Ladies’ Wear:
Asked by single men. – Joseph Leff

Lady Of Spain:
Senora. – Joseph Leff

Lady-In-Waiting
Woman in queue outside loo

Laggard:
A sentry who can’t keep up. – Joseph Leff

Lamination:
A sheep is in the country. – Joseph Leff

Lamprey:
(1) Done by a sheep in church.
(2) Light from a lamp. – Joseph Leff

Lancelot in a Windstorm:
Knight-in-gale. – Joseph Leff

Lancelot:
Cut many boils. – Joseph Leff

Land Mine:
This is my property. – Joseph Leff

Landfill:
What Philip’s flight instructor said. – Joseph Leff

Landing:
Alert from a Local Area Network. – Joseph Leff

Landowners’ Group:
A ground crew. – Joseph Leff

Lap of Luxury:
A sip of champagne. – Joseph Leff

Lap
What you lose every time you stand up.

Lapdog
Greyhound used in racing

Lapland
Thinly populated area in Northern Europe. There are not many Laps to the mile.

Laplander
Someone who is unable to keep his balance on a crowded bus.

Lapsing:
Music from a happy baby. – Joseph Leff

Large Blast of Accurate Gunfire:
Death volley. – Joseph Leff

Large Size:
Big sounds of relief. – Joseph Leff

Large-scale
What a fat person weighs on,

Largesse:
On Superman’s cape. – Joseph Leff

Last Minute
Longest 60 seconds of the whole school day

Last Stop:
Follows brake failure. – Joseph Leff

Last Words:
“The end.” – Joseph Leff

Lattice
A green window much liked by rabbits

Lattice-work
What salads do for a living.