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Leaves for Canada:
Maple. – Joseph Leff
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Leaves in a Bag:
Tea. – Joseph Leff
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Leaves in the Cold:
Early autumn. – Joseph Leff
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Left Bank:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money. – Joseph Leff
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Left on a Liner:
Port. – Joseph Leff
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Legal Bond:
007 with a passport and visa. – Joseph Leff
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Leisure:
Certain that’s a genuine Hawaiian garland. – Joseph Leff
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Lemon Squash
When an elephant sits down in a greengrocers
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Lemonade
To help out a lemon in trouble.
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Lent to Marc Antony:
Ears. – Joseph Leff
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Leopard
(1) A dotted lion, as in ‘to open this packet tear along the dotted lion’
(2) An animal easy to spot.
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Leotard:
He’s really exhausted, y’all. – Joseph Leff
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Lesion:
An ancient Roman military unit. – Joseph Leff
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Let Go of the Harness:
Rein drop. – Joseph Leff
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Let Slip Through the Fingers:
Drop lingerie. – Joseph Leff
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Let’s See What Develops:
A negative attitude in a photographer. – Joseph Leff
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Letter Opener:
Dear. – Joseph Leff
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Letter:
What you should do when your daughter wants to study an extra hour tonight. – Joseph Leff
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Lettuce Salad
Correspondence you can ear
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Lexicographers:
People with meaning. – Joseph Leff
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Liberty Bell
A perfect name for someone who is half-cracked.
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Library
The tallest building in the world because it has the most stories.
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License:
The ability to detect untruths. – Joseph Leff
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Lichen:
(1) Telling Kenneth to be untruthful.
(2) Similar to the 14th letter. – Joseph Leff
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Lie Detector
(1) Head Teacher
(2) Someone who is able to locate a golf ball.
(3) A device that recognises leached wood ashes. – Joseph Leff
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Lie in State:
An ambassador’s job. – Joseph Leff
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Lie in Wait:
To deliberately misstate your heaviness. – Joseph Leff
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Life Cycle
A bicycle you never outgrow.
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Life Sentence:
“I do.” – Joseph Leff
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Life
Life is like a shower: one wrong turn and you are in hot water.
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Lifeguard Station:
A shore thing. – Joseph Leff
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Lifelong Optimist:
A hope addict. – Joseph Leff
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Lifetime:
Two famous magazines. – Joseph Leff
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Liftoff:
The elevator is shut down. – Joseph Leff
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Light Heavyweight
A boxer on a starvation diet.
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Light Stuff:
Neon. – Joseph Leff
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Lighted:
Telling Theodore to fib. – Joseph Leff
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Lightweight Boxer:
A puppy. – Joseph Leff
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