Locust:
Inexpensive. - Joseph Leff |
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Logarithms
Wooden dance tunes |
Logical:
Reasoning, Allen. - Joseph Leff |
Loincloth:
What an apprentice fabric buyer must do. - Joseph Leff |
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Lone Star State
A country with only one actor in it. |
Lonesome:
The amount borrowed. - Joseph Leff |
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Long playing record
The most time anyone has ever lasted in a single game. |
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Long puss
What a cat looks like after it has been run over by a steam roller. |
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Long speech
A talk that can make you feel dumb on one end, numb on the other. |
Long:
Erroneous in Japan. - Joseph Leff |
Look at a Narrow Passage of Water:
Strait-face. - Joseph Leff |
Looming:
A British bathroom reserved fro Chinese emperors. - Joseph Leff |
Loop:
A swimming area that was constructed backwards. - Joseph Leff |
Loosing:
Vocalise in a London lavatory. - Joseph Leff |
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Los Angeles Dodgers
Pedestrians in a large California city. |
Lose Ground:
(1) Forget the coffee.
(2) Location fo British restrooms. - Joseph Leff |
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Lost Chord
Something you look for when playing Haydn seek (after you've been to the shops with your Chopin Liszt) |
Lot to be Desired:
Five acres near Picadilly Circus. - Joseph Leff |
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Lots
What a real estate salesman has to know. |
Love Letter:
A noose paper. - Joseph Leff |
Love Matches:
Signifies pyromania. - Joseph Leff |
Love:
It means nothing...in tennis. - Joseph Leff |
Lovebirds:
Tweethearts. - Joseph Leff |
Lovely Swimmer:
A diving belle. - Joseph Leff |
Low-Class:
Taught in a basement. - Joseph Leff |
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Low-down chiseler
A short sculptor. |
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Luck
When a man picks up a horse-shoe on the road, and is knocked by a car into a field o four-leafed clovers as a black cat walks by |
