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Macaroni
The inventor of the wireless who used his noodle and pasta message through spaghetti |
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Macaroon
A famous Scots biscuit |
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Made Up:
The housekeeper is awake. - Joseph Leff |
Magi:
G.I. Joe's mother. - Joseph Leff |
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Magic Eye
What teachers have in the back of their heads |
Magic Spell:
M-A-G-I-C. - Joseph Leff |
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Magpie
A pudding made with old magazines |
Mahatma Gandhi:
Born to be mild. - Joseph Leff |
Maid:
Mum's identification. - Joseph Leff |
Maintenance:
Primary renters. - Joseph Leff |
Make Off:
Opposite of may not cough. - Joseph Leff |
Make Plain:
What Boeing and Airbus do. - Joseph Leff |
Make Sense:
What skunks do. - Joseph Leff |
Make-Up Man:
Liar. - Joseph Leff |
Mal de Mer:
A sick female horse. - Joseph Leff |
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Malady
A duchess |
Malaise:
Where Kuala Lumpur is located. - Joseph Leff |
Malaria:
Space in a shopping center. - Joseph Leff |
Malediction:
Men's speech patterns. - Joseph Leff |
Malice:
(1) Mother of insects.
(2) In winter, what can appear in a shopping center parking lot. - Joseph Leff |
Malignance:
Defame Mum's sisters. - Joseph Leff |
Malingers:
Mum just won't leave. - Joseph Leff |
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Mammal
Something that is neither fish nor fowl. |
Mammoth:
Mother of a flying insect. - Joseph Leff |
Man of Iron:
A caddy. - Joseph Leff |
Man of Means:
(1) A lexicographer.
(2) An average statistician. - Joseph Leff |
Man of Straw:
To whom you say, "Hello, fodder." - Joseph Leff |
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Man
The only animal that goes to sleep when it is not sleepy and gets up when it is. |
Manage:
How old he is. - Joseph Leff |
Mandate:
An appointment with a male. - Joseph Leff |
Manicures:
Several remedies. - Joseph Leff |
Mankind:
Good Samaritan. - Joseph Leff |
Manna From Heaven:
The presents of God. - Joseph Leff |
Manners:
Homes for the wealthy. - Joseph Leff |
March 4th:
A military command. - Joseph Leff |
March Past:
It's April now. - Joseph Leff |
March With:
How wide the parade route is. - Joseph Leff |
Marching Band:
Walking in tempo is prohibited. - Joseph Leff |
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Margin
Mummy's favourite tonic |
Marine Biology:
The study of undersea shopping. - Joseph Leff |
Maritime:
I do. - Joseph Leff |
Mark of Cain:
Indication of being hit with a wooden stick. - Joseph Leff |
Marriage:
(1) A wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
(2) Not just a word; it's a sentence.
(3) When a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. - Joseph Leff |
Marxist:
A believer in Groucho. - Joseph Leff |
Mascot:
Where Mum sleeps in the hunting lodge. - Joseph Leff |
Masher:
A colleague of Hawkeye Pierce. - Joseph Leff |
Mass Communications:
Amens. - Joseph Leff |
Masseurs Who Win Bets:
People who knead people are the luckiest people in the world. - Joseph Leff |
Masseurs:
People who knead people. - Joseph Leff |
Master Craftsman:
Expert sailor. - Joseph Leff |
Master:
Installer of sail poles. - Joseph Leff |
Matador:
Where the rug is. - Joseph Leff |
Matadors:
Mathew reveres. - Joseph Leff |
Materialization:
Weaving. - Joseph Leff |
Math Test:
Lots of problems. - Joseph Leff |
Mathematician:
A sum worshipper. - Joseph Leff |
Maximum:
A large British mother.Mayfly:
A Kitty Hawk slogan. - Joseph Leff |
Mayhem:
Indecision as to spring skirt length. - Joseph Leff |
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Mayor
A female horse. |
Maze:
Belonging to Ms. West. - Joseph Leff |
Meal:
I'm Alvin. - Joseph Leff |
Meander:
She and I. - Joseph Leff |
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Meantime
(1) Nasty watch.
(2) Hate o'clock. |
