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Mia Farrow:
My Egyptian ruler. – Joseph Leff
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Mick Jagger Stays Single:
A Rolling Stone gathers no boss. – Joseph Leff
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Micro:
Not your blackbird. – Joseph Leff
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Micron:
Introducing Michael to Ronald. – Joseph Leff
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Microwave
Very small cooker
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Midas:
On a gilt trip. – Joseph Leff
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Military Dog
A West Pointer.
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Military Intelligence:
Yeah, right. – Joseph Leff
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Milk Chocolate
Something that no-one can do
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Milk Shake
What you get from nervous cows
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Milky Way:
The road to a dairy farm. – Joseph Leff
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Millionaires:
A lot of inheritors. – Joseph Leff
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Mime:
To whom a picture is worth a thousand words. – Joseph Leff
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Mimi:
An egotistical woman. – Joseph Leff
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Mince
White sweets with holes in the middle and a peppermint flavour
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Mind Game:
Excavated animals for food. – Joseph Leff
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Mind One’s Business
There are two reasons why some people don’t mind their own business:
(1) no mind;
(2) no business.
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Mind Reading
An easy thing to except where the print is too small.
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Mineral:
Allen, the quarry worker. – Joseph Leff
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Minimum
(1) Minidad’s wife
(2) A tiny English mother.
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Miniskirt:
Describes mickey’s girlfriend as both gruff and concise. – Joseph Leff
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Minnehaha
Small laugh
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Minnie Driver:
(1) A tiny golf club.
(2) Midget chauffeur. – Joseph Leff
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Minor Scale:
(1) Used by a pediatrician to weigh children.
(2) Used to wiegh coal. – Joseph Leff
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Minute Waltz
Music played by a watch band.
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