Mia Farrow:
My Egyptian ruler. - Joseph Leff |
Mick Jagger Stays Single:
A Rolling Stone gathers no boss. - Joseph Leff |
Micro:
Not your blackbird. - Joseph Leff |
Micron:
Introducing Michael to Ronald. - Joseph Leff |
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Microwave
Very small cooker |
Midas:
On a gilt trip. - Joseph Leff |
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Military Dog
A West Pointer. |
Military Intelligence:
Yeah, right. - Joseph Leff |
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Milk Chocolate
Something that no-one can do |
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Milk Shake
What you get from nervous cows |
Milky Way:
The road to a dairy farm. - Joseph Leff |
Millionaires:
A lot of inheritors. - Joseph Leff |
Mime:
To whom a picture is worth a thousand words. - Joseph Leff |
Mimi:
An egotistical woman. - Joseph Leff |
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Mince
White sweets with holes in the middle and a peppermint flavour |
Mind Game:
Excavated animals for food. - Joseph Leff |
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Mind One's Business
There are two reasons why some people don't mind their own business:
(1) no mind;
(2) no business. |
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Mind Reading
An easy thing to except where the print is too small. |
Mineral:
Allen, the quarry worker. - Joseph Leff |
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Minimum
(1) Minidad's wife
(2) A tiny English mother. |
Miniskirt:
Describes mickey's girlfriend as both gruff and concise. - Joseph Leff |
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Minnehaha
Small laugh |
Minnie Driver:
(1) A tiny golf club.
(2) Midget chauffeur. - Joseph Leff |
Minor Scale:
(1) Used by a pediatrician to weigh children.
(2) Used to wiegh coal. - Joseph Leff |
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Minute Waltz
Music played by a watch band. |
