No Way:
Lacking milky liquid. – Joseph Leff

Not Here:
Deaf. – Joseph Leff

Not the Same Fingerprints:
Whorls apart. – Joseph Leff

Not To:
Fro. – Joseph Leff

Notwithstanding
How to win a sitting contest.

Novelty:
A new kind of golf appliance. – Joseph Leff

Nudist Camp
A place where hardly anything goes on

Nudist
Someone who goes around without a vest, a shirt or a jacket and wears trousers to match

Nudnik
A naked Santa Claus.

Number
The first thing to take when you’re run down

Numbskull
Where small plants go

Nunnery:
The study of zero. – Joseph Leff

Nun’s Selection:
To pick up a habit. – Joseph Leff

Nutcracker Suite
A squirrel’s hotel room

Nutmeg:
Crazy Megan. – Joseph Leff