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Oliver Twist:
Hey, Ollie, turn it to open. – Joseph Leff
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Omelette
Prince of Denmark, a play by William Shakespeare rich in fowl play and eggsitement
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Omen:
A woman’s exclamation of annoyance. – Joseph Leff
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Once Around:
A year. – Joseph Leff
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Oncological Specialty:
The Topic of Cancer. – Joseph Leff
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One For Juan:
Uno. – Joseph Leff
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One Skunk Per Ten Square Miles:
Phew and far between. – Joseph Leff
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Ones in Suits:
Aces. – Joseph Leff
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Online:
Where the clothing is left to dry. – Joseph Leff
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Onshore: Definitely powered up. – Joseph Leff
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Opal:
To be in debt to a friend. – Joseph Leff
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Open House
Home without a roof.
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Open Mind
Some people think they have an open mind when it is merely vacant.
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Open-Minded:
Has holes in the head. – Joseph Leff
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Opera
A musical performance in which people sing before they die.
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Operatic:
An insect that sings arias. – Joseph Leff
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Operator
(1) Someone who hates operas
(2) A surgeon.
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Operetta
The person who answers when you dial 100 on the telephone
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Opinion
Something you have on your mind and want to get off your chest.
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Opportune
Music played on a pogo stick
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Opportunist
Someone who meets a wolf at the door and the next day appears wearing a fur coat
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Opportunity
It is supposed to knock, but it has never been known to turn the knob and walk in.
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