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Pacifist
Someone who punches you on the nose peacefully
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Pack Horse:
All the wolves have sore throats. - Joseph Leff
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Packet:
What to do with your suitcase before leaving town. - Joseph
Leff
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Paddock
Where horse ships dock
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Padlocks:
To stuff smoked slamon. - Joseph Leff
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Pagan Leader:
An idol man. - Joseph Leff
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Page:
Works on the knight shift. - Joseph Leff
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Pageant:
To call for Mum's sister. - Joseph Leff
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Paid For By Vanity Fair:
An ego trip. - Joseph Leff
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Paid:
Da's ego. - Joseph Leff
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Painful
(1) A glass house (Please remember that people who live in glass houses should
undress in the basement)
(2) Having many windows. - Joseph Leff
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Paisley:
Compensates Lee. - Joseph Leff
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Palatable
(1) Tasty table for monsters to eat
(2) Your chum is seated, waiting to eat. - Joseph Leff
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Palate:
Da is tardy. - Joseph Leff
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Palaver
A kind of sweater
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Paleface:
A visage like a bucket. - Joseph Leff
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Palestine:
A wan beer mug. - Joseph Leff
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Palette:
A young female friend. - Joseph Leff
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Panache:
Felt after a whack with a wok. - Joseph Leff
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Pancake Make-up
To settle a fight over the breakfast table.
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Pancake
A waffle with the treads removed.
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Panhandler
(1) A plastic surgeon.
(2) A dishwasher.
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Pantry
The room where you keep your underwear
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Pants
(1) Golfers wear two pairs of pants in case they get a hole in one.
(2) In hot weather a man takes off his jacket, a dog just sits and pants.
(3) What trousers do on a long run up a steep hill
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