Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Papal Bull:
A male bovine in the Vatican. – Joseph Leff

Papaya:
How a german child indicates agreement with his Da. – Joseph Leff

Paperweight
Heavy school bag

Parachute School
A school in which you have to drop out in order to graduate.

Parachute
A double-barrelled shotgun

Paradox
Two doctors

Paraffin:
Two residents of Helsinki. – Joseph Leff

Paramours:
A brace of swamps. – Joseph Leff

Paranoid Christmas Carol:
“Do You Hear What I Hear?” – Joseph Leff

Parapet
Pet parrot kept by parachutist

Paratrooper
(1) An army drop out
(2) The only person who can climb down from a tree that he never climbed up.

Parcels:
An average gaol. – Joseph Leff

Parisian Fast-Food Employee:
A French fryer. – Joseph Leff

Parity
Two parrots exactly the same

Parking Space
Always filled with somebody else’s car

Parking:
An average monarch. – Joseph Leff

Parliament:
An expression of grief over taking too many shots on a golf course. – Joseph Leff

Parole
(1) A word that makes sentences shorter.
(2) Part played by Da in family life. – Joseph Leff

Paronomasia:
Disease of Nessy and of Joseph Leff. – Joseph Leff

Parquet:
Precedes Park B. – Joseph Leff

Parson:
An average male child. – Joseph Leff

Part of a Foot:
An inch. – Joseph Leff

Partial Eclipse
Half trimmed edge

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