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Papal Bull:
A male bovine in the Vatican. - Joseph Leff
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Papaya:
How a german child indicates agreement with his Da. - Joseph
Leff
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Paperweight
Heavy school bag
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Parachute School
A school in which you have to drop out in order to graduate.
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Parachute
A double-barrelled shotgun
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Paradox
Two doctors
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Paraffin:
Two residents of Helsinki. - Joseph Leff
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Paramours:
A brace of swamps. - Joseph Leff
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Paranoid Christmas Carol:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?" - Joseph Leff
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Parapet
Pet parrot kept by parachutist
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Paratrooper
(1) An army drop out
(2) The only person who can climb down from a tree that he never climbed up.
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Parcels:
An average gaol. - Joseph Leff
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Parisian Fast-Food Employee:
A French fryer. - Joseph Leff
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Parity
Two parrots exactly the same
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Parking Space
Always filled with somebody else's car
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Parking:
An average monarch. - Joseph Leff
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Parliament:
An expression of grief over taking too many shots on a golf course. - Joseph
Leff
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Parole
(1) A word that makes sentences shorter.
(2) Part played by Da in family life. - Joseph Leff
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Paronomasia:
Disease of Nessy and of Joseph Leff. - Joseph Leff
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Parquet:
Precedes Park B. - Joseph Leff
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Parson:
An average male child. - Joseph Leff
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Part of a Foot:
An inch. - Joseph Leff
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Partial Eclipse
Half trimmed edge
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