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Pullet:
How to open a car door. – Joseph Leff
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Pun:
The lowest form of humour…unless you thought of it first. – Joseph Leff
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Punch Card:
A boxer’s score card. – Joseph Leff
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Punch Line
End of a boxing joke
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Pungent:
Joseph Leff
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Punish:
Similar to wordplay. – Joseph Leff
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Punjab:
Wordplay with a stab to it. – Joseph Leff
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Pupil:
The little dog is sick. – Joseph Leff
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Pupils
What a cross-eyed teacher can’t control
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Purebred:
A sandwich with nothing between the slices. – Joseph Leff
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Purist:
A believer in felines. – Joseph Leff
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Puritan History:
A tale of no. – Joseph Leff
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Purport:
A cat’s wine. – Joseph Leff
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Pursue:
According to Susan. – Joseph Leff
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Pursuit in Vein:
Ore. – Joseph Leff
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Pursuit:
The need for a clothes hanger. – Joseph Leff
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Push Off:
How to shut down the telly. – Joseph Leff
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Put Forth:
A short shot by the last golfer in a foursome. – Joseph Leff
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Put On Sail:
Offer at a lower price. – Joseph Leff
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Putin, Vladimir:
Insert it, Vladimir. – Joseph Leff
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Putty
Miniature golf
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Pygmy
A tiny pig ( Shakespeare wrote about one in his play Hamlet)
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Pyramid
An organised pile of Egyptian rocks
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Pyre:
A pastry baker. – Joseph Leff
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Pyromania:
Lemon meringue in Bucharest. – Joseph Leff
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Pythagorean Square:
An agora. – Joseph Leff
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