Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Pullet:
How to open a car door. – Joseph Leff

Pun:
The lowest form of humour…unless you thought of it first. – Joseph Leff

Punch Card:
A boxer’s score card. – Joseph Leff

Punch Line
End of a boxing joke

Pungent:
Joseph Leff

Punish:
Similar to wordplay. – Joseph Leff

Punjab:
Wordplay with a stab to it. – Joseph Leff

Pupil:
The little dog is sick. – Joseph Leff

Pupils
What a cross-eyed teacher can’t control

Purebred:
A sandwich with nothing between the slices. – Joseph Leff

Purist:
A believer in felines. – Joseph Leff

Puritan History:
A tale of no. – Joseph Leff

Purport:
A cat’s wine. – Joseph Leff

Pursue:
According to Susan. – Joseph Leff

Pursuit in Vein:
Ore. – Joseph Leff

Pursuit:
The need for a clothes hanger. – Joseph Leff

Push Off:
How to shut down the telly. – Joseph Leff

Put Forth:
A short shot by the last golfer in a foursome. – Joseph Leff

Put On Sail:
Offer at a lower price. – Joseph Leff

Putin, Vladimir:
Insert it, Vladimir. – Joseph Leff

Putty
Miniature golf

Pygmy
A tiny pig ( Shakespeare wrote about one in his play Hamlet)

Pyramid
An organised pile of Egyptian rocks

Pyre:
A pastry baker. – Joseph Leff

Pyromania:
Lemon meringue in Bucharest. – Joseph Leff

Pythagorean Square:
An agora. – Joseph Leff

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