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Petal:
How to calm Albert. - Joseph Leff
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Pets Are in Charge:
Reigning cats and dogs. - Joseph Leff
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Petty officer
A naval officer in charge of unimportant matters.
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Phantom of the Opera:
Sports devotee Thomas also likes dramas set to music. - Joseph
Leff
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Pharmaceuticals:
Horticulturist Susan does kitchy-koo. - Joseph Leff
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Pharmacy Profits:
Pill-gotten gains. - Joseph Leff
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Pharmacy
The science of agriculture
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Phase Out:
Fay's not in. - Joseph Leff
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Phew:
Not many. - Joseph Leff
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Phoebe:
A flying insect on retainer. - Joseph Leff
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Phonation:
Enemy country. - Joseph Leff
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Phoney
Fake mobile phone
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Phonics:
Fake cuts. - Joseph Leff
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Phonograph
A chart used by the Post Office to record telephone sales
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Photo finish
(1) Graduation picture.
(2) Matte'.
(3) Nail polish on a fake foot digit. - Joseph Leff
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Photo:
A fake foot digit. - Joseph Leff
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Photographer
A confused person. First he asks you to smile, and then he snaps at you. The worst
kind acts friendly enough, but then blows you up.
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Photographic Prints:
A photogenic member of the royal family. - Joseph Leff
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Phrase:
A rope that unravels. - Joseph Leff
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Physician
Someone who loses patients if he loses patience.
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Physicist
A man who make ginger beer
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Physiotherapy
Medicine mixed with lemonade
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Piano Chord
What you tie a piano up with.
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