Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Pollination:
(1) A country where parrots live.
(2) Survey the whole country. – Joseph Leff

Polly-Ban:
A terrorist group opposed to parrots. – Joseph Leff

Polyanna:
A parrot named Anna. – Joseph Leff

Polyclinic
A hospital for sick parrots.

Polyester:
A parrot named Ester. – Joseph Leff

Polygamist
A parrot with more than one wife

Polygon
A dead parrot

Polygraph:
A notion detector. – Joseph Leff

Polystyrene
Plastic parrot

Polysyllables
How a parrot speaks.

Polyunsaturated
A dry parrot.

Ponder:
One who likes small bodies of water. – Joseph Leff

Pontius Pilate:
Steers the HMS Pontius. – Joseph Leff

Pontoon
Song sung by card players

Pony Express
The fastest way to ship young horses.

Ponytail:
Story about a young horse. – Joseph Leff

Pool Part:
A gene. – Joseph Leff

Pop Fly
A father insect.

Popery:
A miscellaneous collection. – Joseph Leff

Poplar:
A tree that is widely liked. – Joseph Leff

Populace
(1) Frilly material that people like
(2) A small child asking Da to to a shoe. – Joseph Leff

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