Populate:
Da, you’re tardy. – Joseph Leff

Porcine:
Why the director requests a retake. – Joseph Leff

Porcupine
An unhappy slice of bacon

Pork Chop:
Follows Miss piggy saying “Hi, ah.” – Joseph Leff

Porous:
We’re destitute. – Joseph Leff

Portable
A cheap piece of furniture to eat off

Portent:
Made of cheap canvas. – Joseph Leff

Porthole:
The harbour is in one piece. – Joseph Leff

Portrait:
A miserable characteristic. – Joseph Leff

Pose:
Belonging to Edgar Allen. – Joseph Leff

Posse
A cat from the Wild West

Post Office
Two words that have thousands of letters in them.

Postage Stamp
A persistent piece of paper. It sticks to one thing until it gets there.

Postal:
After Alvin. – Joseph Leff

Postman
A job that takes a lot of zip.

Postmark:
After Marcus. – Joseph Leff

Pot Roast
A sunburn on the stomach.

Potholder
Someone clutching his belly.

Pottery:
Study of Harry. – Joseph Leff

Poultry
A tree that chickens like roosting in

Pound of Poems:
Ezra. – Joseph Leff

Pound Sound:
Woof, woof. – Joseph Leff

Pounds of Macaroni:
Pasta weigh. – Joseph Leff

Pour Forth:
Follows a miserable third. – Joseph Leff

Poverty
You know you are really poor when the only thing you can pay is attention.

Power:
A professional boxer. – Joseph Leff