Q
(1) A long line that people stand in
(2) Often followed by you. – Joseph Leff

Quack Medicine:
Duck soup. – Joseph Leff

Quack Remedy
For which a duck says, “Put it on my bill.” – Joseph Leff

Quack
A duck’s doctor

Quadraphonic:
Having a home ‘phone, a dedicated computer line, a built-in car ‘phone and a cell ‘phone. – Joseph Leff

Quadruped
Bicycle with 4 pedals

Quadruplets
Four crying out loud !

Quaker
A nervous lady

Quality of Life
How good that magazine is. – Joseph Leff

Quantify
To wear clothing from British designer Mary. – Joseph Leff

Quarterback
Your change from a dollar when you spend seventy-five cents.

Quartz
There are four to a gallon.

Quatrain
A railway train with four carriages

Queen’s English:
Only if she’s British. – Joseph Leff

Question Mark
Interrogate Marcus. – Joseph Leff

Quick-change artist
A supermarket clerk who can take your money, give you change, and sketch your portrait at the same time.

Quicksand
The reason the hourglass is ten minute’s fast

Quicksilver
Money that’s easy to spend

Quilting Bee
A really talented flying insect. – Joseph Leff

Quince
Five children at one time

Quire
Church singing group. – Joseph Leff

Quisling:
Interrogate a fish. – Joseph Leff

Quiz Master
Ask teacher questions he can’t answer

Quizzing
The energy of a vigorous exam. – Joseph Leff