Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Rabbinic:
Nicholas, the rabbi. – Joseph Leff

Rabbit Farm
A hare-raising place.

Rabbit Punch:
Beverage served by Bugs Bunny. – Joseph Leff

Rabbit’s Foot:
Lucky? Not for the rabbit. – Joseph Leff

Race Starters:
Adam and Eve. – Joseph Leff

Racetrack:
Used for a DNA test. – Joseph Leff

Racket:
Where you can hang small coats. – Joseph Leff

Racketeer
A dishonest tennis player.

Racy:
Raymond, take a look! – Joseph Leff

Radiation Sickness:
Can lead to heir pollution. – Joseph Leff

Radiation Therapy:
Atom balm. – Joseph Leff

Rag and Bone Man
Skeleton working in a clothes shop

Ragamuffin
A toasted teacake made from old clothes

Ragtime
When your clothes wear out.

Raiment:
What Raymond intended. – Joseph Leff

Rain Drop:
Abdication. – Joseph Leff

Rainbow
Bow tie for a raindrop

Rains in the Movies:
Claude. – Joseph Leff

Raise Cain:
(1) Tried by Adam and Eve.
(2) Lift a walking stick. – Joseph Leff

Raisin
A very old and very anxious grape

Raleigh
Explorer who invented the bicycle

Rally-Ban:
A terrorist organization opposed to political get-togethers. – Joseph Leff

Ramification:
What made Mary have a little lamb. – Joseph Leff

Rampant:
Done by a male sheet when it’s out of breath. – Joseph Leff

Ramshackle:
A restraint for male sheep. – Joseph Leff

Ran Out of Patience:
Why the doctor retired. – Joseph Leff

Rancid:
Controlled Sidney. – Joseph Leff

Rancorous:
Done by the choir director. – Joseph Leff

Range Finder:
A mountain locator. – Joseph Leff

Rangoon:
Controlled a thug. – Joseph Leff

Ransack:
Done by a Viking chief. – Joseph Leff

Ransom
(1) A four minute miler
(2) Took a total. – Joseph Leff

Rap Session
A mummy’s convention.

 

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