Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Rapt:
Put paper around a gift. – Joseph Leff

Rapunzel’s Home:
A belle tower. – Joseph Leff

Raspberry
Very rude fruit

Ratify:
Turn something into a rodent. – Joseph Leff

Rationale:
Limit a pub brew. – Joseph Leff

Rattan:
A pre-sunburned rodent. – Joseph Leff

Raving Beauty
A girl who thinks she was cheated in a beauty contest.

Raw Material:
(1) Data.
(2) Ore. – Joseph Leff

Rawhide
A nudist’s clothes

Rayon:
Raymond’s aboard. – Joseph Leff

Razor
An alarm clock for girls

Reaches a Conclusion:
Ends. – Joseph Leff

Reactor:
Regarding a thespian. – Joseph Leff

Readmission:
A literacy movement. – Joseph Leff

Ready for a Spin:
A tutu. – Joseph Leff

Ready to Drive:
Teed. – Joseph Leff

Ready to Swing:
At bat. – Joseph Leff

Real Time:
When the movie begins. – Joseph Leff

Realise:
Not fake ones. – Joseph Leff

Realms:
Make donations again. – Joseph Leff

Realty:
Not an instant beverage. – Joseph Leff

Rear End of a Stopped Horse:
Where you find a tail of whoa. – Joseph Leff

Rearrange:
Not the front range. – Joseph Leff

Rearward:
The hospital in room in back. – Joseph Leff

Rebate
Putting another worm onto the hook

Rebirth:
Reattach the boat to the pier. – Joseph Leff

Rebound:
Tied again. – Joseph Leff

Rebuttal:
Refute Allen. – Joseph Leff

Recant:
Still unable to do it. – Joseph Leff

Recapitulation:
To surrender once more. – Joseph Leff

Recite:
(1) Write up another traffic violation.
(2) Get another URL. – Joseph Leff

Recited
Going back to take a second look

Reckless
Someone who has driven a car for years without a single accident.

Recline:
A queue of stinkers. – Joseph Leff

Recluse
A chinaman going on his second cruise

Recycling Music:
Played by a waste band. – Joseph Leff

Red Cross:
Located atop a Communist church. – Joseph Leff

Red Letter Day
When the citizens of Moscow get their mail.

Red Tape:
What computers did before the advent of CD-ROMS and floppy discs. – Joseph Leff

Reddish:
A crimson plate. – Joseph Leff

Reduce:
(1) Return Mussolini to power.
(2) Put the twos back in the deck. – Joseph Leff

Reed in a Pit:
An oboe. – Joseph Leff

Reed Instruments:
Done by a pilot flying in a storm. – Joseph Leff

Reed Organs:
Eyes. – Joseph Leff

Reef:
Really not much atoll. – Joseph Leff

Referee Returns a Punch:
The umpire strikes back. – Joseph Leff

Referee:
The person who was referred. – Joseph Leff

Refined:
(1) Penalized again.
(2) Locate once more. – Joseph Leff

Refinery:
Concerning expensive clothing. – Joseph Leff

Refrain:
Precipitation on an atoll. – Joseph Leff

Refuse to Surrender:
Waive the white flag. – Joseph Leff

Regal:
Put the young ladies back. – Joseph Leff

Regally:
Reinstall a ship’s kitchen. – Joseph Leff

Regent:
Put the young men back. – Joseph Leff

Regiment:
Intended by Reginald. – Joseph Leff

Regulate:
Reginald, you’re overdue. – Joseph Leff

Reign of Terror:
A really bad thunderstorm. – Joseph Leff

Reindeer:
Is that snow, Darling? – Joseph Leff

Reinquire:
Restrain the singing group. – Joseph Leff

Rejoice:
Return Joyce. – Joseph Leff

Related Serfs:
Blood vassals. – Joseph Leff

Relativity:
Genealogy. – Joseph Leff

Release:
Rent again. – Joseph Leff

Relent:
It’s Ash Wednesday already. – Joseph Leff

Rely:
To fib again. – Joseph Leff

Remain:
To regrow hair on the back of your neck. – Joseph Leff

Remark:
(1) Concerning Marcus.
(2) Grade the test again.
(3) What Germany would do to replace the euro. – Joseph Leff

Remiss:
Put the single women back. – Joseph Leff

Remorse
Send coded signal again

 

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