Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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R.P.M.:
Not your Prime Minister. – Joseph Leff

Rubber Band
See String quartet

Rubber Gloves
Things you put on when you want to wash your hands without getting them wet

Rude Awakening:
Regretting getting up. – Joseph Leff

Ruffian:
Ian is disagreeable. – Joseph Leff

Rugby:
Insect on a carpet. – Joseph Leff

Rugged
Feeling tough when you’re sitting on the carpet

Ruminant:
Da’s sister is livin’ with us. – Joseph Leff

Rummage:
How old the molasses-based alcohol is. – Joseph Leff

Rumor:
(1) News that travels at the speed of sound.
(2) A tenant.
(3) Regret more. – Joseph Leff

Runaway:
Where an italian airliner lands. – Joseph Leff

Runner beans
Special food for atheletes

Rush Hour
When bullrushes go home from work

Rustler
Woman in a tissue paper dress

Rusty:
Where Russell begins his golf game. – Joseph Leff

 

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