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Self-Centered Poem:
How Do I Love Me, Let Me Count The Ways. – Joseph Leff
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Self-Control
Someone who can open a bag of peanuts and eat just one
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Senile:
Why tourists visit Egypt. – Joseph Leff
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Sentry:
100 years. – Joseph Leff
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Serenity:
Peace of your mind. – Joseph Leff
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Series of Errors:
A blunder storm. – Joseph Leff
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Serious Discussion
A case of mind over chatter.
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Serology:
The study of knighthood. – Joseph Leff
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Serum
Note if any place is available. Example – Do you serum for me in the lifeboat?
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Seven Seas:
C, C, C, C, C, C, C. – Joseph Leff
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Shake Up:
The Arab chieftain is awake. – Joseph Leff
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Shakedown:
Fluff pillows. – Joseph Leff
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Shakespeare:
In movies, a Zulu warning. – Joseph Leff
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Shallow:
(1) A politician who believes his own speeches.
(2) It will happen when you borrow. – Joseph Leff
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Shamed:
Edward’s impersonator. – Joseph Leff
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Shampoo
A phoney smell
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Shamrock
A phoney rock
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Shape Up:
Concave. – Joseph Leff
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Sharp Witted
Someone with a pointed head
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She Always Spots Bargains:
A shopping scenter. – Joseph Leff
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She Makes Deliveries:
A midwife. – Joseph Leff
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She Wears a Wool Coat:
Ewe. – Joseph Leff
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She Wears Very Little Clothing:
Barbie. – Joseph Leff
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Sheepskin:
Related to sheep. – Joseph Leff
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Sheet Lightning:
Illuminate bed linen. – Joseph Leff
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Sheet Music
(1) What ghosts read to keep up with the latest tunes.
(2) Music composed in bed.
(3) Snoring. – Joseph Leff
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Sheikdom:
Agitate Dominic. – Joseph Leff
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Sheik-to-Sheik
A dance for Arabians.
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Shepherd’s Pies:
Clandestine agents taking care of sheep. – Joseph Leff
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Shepherd’s Theme Song:
I’ve Got Plenty of Mutton. – Joseph Leff
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Shiftless:
(1) An unemployed factory worker.
(2) Move over, Lester. – Joseph Leff
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Ship Has a Hawser:
Now it can tow the line. – Joseph Leff
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Shipmate:
Transport your spouse. – Joseph Leff
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Ship’s Captain:
Sails manager. – Joseph Leff
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Shipwrecks:
Send a Tyrannosaurus. – Joseph Leff
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Shipyards:
Why a carpet manufacturer uses trucks. – Joseph Leff
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Shire:
More bashful. – Joseph Leff
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Shoemaker:
Anti-mosquito spray. – Joseph Leff
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Shooting Star
A famous actor who uses his gun too often.
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Shop Lifter
King Kong
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