Squaw:
(1) Competitor's points.
(2) Twenty. - Joseph Leff |
Squire:
Knight watchman. - Joseph Leff |
Stabbing:
Attack Mr. Crosby with a knife. - Joseph Leff |
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Stabilised
A horse that's locked in and can't get out |
Stag:
Deer sir. - Joseph Leff |
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Stage Manager
A Wells Fargo driver. |
Stagecoach:
Drama teacher. - Joseph Leff |
Stairwell:
Done by a successful Peeping Tom. - Joseph Leff |
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Stale Mate
(1) Monster's friend
(2) A boring spouse. |
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Stamp Act
Temper tantrum. |
Stance:
Belonging to Stanley. - Joseph Leff |
Stand Fast:
Tolerate Ramadan. - Joseph Leff |
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Standing Army
Cheaper to maintain than a regular army because you don't need chairs. |
Stanza:
One of the versed things you can hear. - Joseph Leff |
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Staple Diet
Eating small bits of bent metal |
Star Trek:
The walk of non-winning Oscar nominees back to their limousines. - Joseph Leff |
Star With Explosive Potential:
A nova. - Joseph Leff |
Starboard:
(1) Tired movie personality.
(2) Used by astrologers. - Joseph Leff |
Start In:
Open a pub. - Joseph Leff |
Start of a Long Drive:
A tee. - Joseph Leff |
Start of Play:
Act One. - Joseph Leff |
Starting Point:
What you get the first time you sharpen a pencil. - Joseph Leff |
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Statesman
(1) A person who watches his appease and accuse (p's and q's).
(2) Someone who can be disarming, even though his country isn't. |
Stationery Store:
One that doesn't move during an earthquake. - Joseph Leff |
Steal Part of a Car:
Take a brake. - Joseph Leff |
Steel Plates:
Burglarise dishes. - Joseph Leff |
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Steel Wool
(1) Eating small bits of bent metal
(2) What gangster sheep do.
(3) Done by a sheep thief. - Joseph Leff |
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Steering committee
Two backseat drivers. |
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Stereotype
Type using two fingers |
