Thrice:
Gets thrown after the wedding. - Joseph Leff |
Throaty:
Done by an angry golfer. - Joseph Leff |
Throughout:
Discarded. - Joseph Leff |
Thrown Together:
Your seat is assembled, Sire. - Joseph Leff |
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Thumb Tacks
A tax on hitch hikers. |
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Thumber
The warmeth theason. |
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Tibet
To gamble on a sporting event. |
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Tibetan
To go to sleep. Example - Early Tibetan early to rise. |
Ticket Sales For a Party:
A dance haul. - Joseph Leff |
Tidy:
Something like a resident of Bangkok. - Joseph Leff |
Tiger Lily:
Introduing Mr. Woods to Ms. Tomlin. - Joseph Leff |
Tiger Woods:
A forest inhabited by carnivorous felines. - Joseph Leff |
Tighten:
Fasten five pair. - Joseph Leff |
Till the Land:
How long a ship stays at sea. - Joseph Leff |
Timber Wolf:
An animal with a wooden leg. - Joseph Leff |
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Time Machine
Space ship full of herbs |
Time When Hands Are Joined:
1200 hours. - Joseph Leff |
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Time
An excellent healer but a poor beautician. |
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Timid Soul
A person who will leave pussyfoot prints on the sands of time. |
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Timpani
A long musical composition. Beethoven wrote nine of them |
Tin Can:
What can help reduce corrosion? - Joseph Leff |
Tinderbox:
A firing quad. - Joseph Leff |
Tip-Off:
Why this pen won't write. - Joseph Leff |
Tirade:
(1) Helping replace a flat on the auto.
(2) Attack on a neckwear shoppe - Joseph Leff |
Tired of Having a Runny Nose:
Rheum and bored. - Joseph Leff |
Tired of Having New Ideas:
Notion sickness. - Joseph Leff |
Tissue:
Is it Susan? - Joseph Leff |
Titan:
Squeeze harder. - Joseph Leff |
Tithe:
Located around the neckth of male lithperth. - Joseph Leff |
Tithing:
A shoelace. - Joseph Leff |
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Toad Stools
(1) What a toad mends his car with
(2) Small chairs for frogs. |
Toad:
(1) Poked with the front of a foot.
(2) Math learned by a six-year old.
(3) Happened to a car parked in a No-Parking zone.
(4) Reported.- Joseph Leff |
Tobias:
Where bigotry leads. - Joseph Leff |
Tocsin:
A poisonous substance. - Joseph Leff |
Today:
(1) Precedes Wed-day. (2) Was tomorrow yesterday. - Joseph Leff |
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Toe Dance
A ball for tow truck operators. |
