To Good Account:
A nobleman who is excessively nice. – Joseph Leff

Together:
Why he drove to his girlfriend’s house. – Joseph Leff

Tom Jones:
Thomas, who belongs to Joan. – Joseph Leff

Tomahawk:
Pointing out a bird of prey to Thomas. – Joseph Leff

Tome:
Where I want my money to go. – Joseph Leff

Tomorrow
Today’s greatest labour-saving device

Tongue Depressor
What makes your tongue feel sad.

Tongue Sandwich
Food that speaks for itself.

Tongue Twister
Something that gets your tang tongueled

Tonic:
(1) Pertaining to 2000 pounds.
(2) Toward Nicholas. – Joseph Leff

Tonight:
(1) Why a monarch stands directly in front of a kneeling man.
(2) A squire going to work.- Joseph Leff

Took a Trip:
Fell. – Joseph Leff

Topflight:
A toupee in a tornado. – Joseph Leff

Topic:
Pertaining to the uppermmost part. – Joseph Leff

Topical:
To select Albert. – Joseph Leff

Torrent:
To lease. – Joseph Leff

Toss Down:
Throw feathers. – Joseph Leff

Totem:
Carry ’em. – Joseph Leff

Totter
To educate a female. Example – I totter everything she knows.

Toucans:
One for ladies, one for gentlemen. – Joseph Leff

Toulouse-Lautrec:
Tie it tighter, Lautrec. – Joseph Leff

Toupee:
What you must do before leaving the wig store. – Joseph Leff

Tout:
The opposite of tin. – Joseph Leff

Towel:
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. – Joseph Leff

Toxicant:
A poisonous insect. – Joseph Leff

Toy Fish:
A plastic sturgeon. – Joseph Leff

Tracking in Helsinki:
Tail Finn. – Joseph Leff

Traffic Light
A trick to get you halfway across the road before the cars start coming.

Traffic Light:
Not during rush hour. – Joseph Leff

Trained Rabbit:
how to make your hare stand up on end. – Joseph Leff

Trampolinist:
Someone who always bounces back. – Joseph Leff

Transparent
(1) Dad or mum in a trance
(2) Mother or father of the invisible man.

Transylvania:
Location fo the world’s first blood bank. – Joseph Leff

Trapeze Artist
Someone who won’t last very long without the gift of grab.

Trapeze:
Snare a group of the fifth letter. – Joseph Leff

Trash Pickup:
Mess haul. – Joseph Leff

Travel Light:
Green. – Joseph Leff

Traveler’s Check:
Airport security. – Joseph Leff

Treadmill:
Tire factory. – Joseph Leff

Treason:
What a cone is to a pine tree. – Joseph Leff

Treasurer:
To really adore ‘er. – Joseph Leff

Treaty:
Pertaining to snacks. – Joseph Leff

Treble
What musicians get into if they break the law.

Tree Surgeon
The only sort of doctor who can fall out of his patient.

Tree:
In Brooklyn, two plus one. – Joseph Leff