To Good Account:
A nobleman who is excessively nice. - Joseph Leff |
Together:
Why he drove to his girlfriend's house. - Joseph Leff |
Tom Jones:
Thomas, who belongs to Joan. - Joseph Leff |
Tomahawk:
Pointing out a bird of prey to Thomas. - Joseph Leff |
Tome:
Where I want my money to go. - Joseph Leff |
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Tomorrow
Today's greatest labour-saving device |
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Tongue Depressor
What makes your tongue feel sad. |
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Tongue Sandwich
Food that speaks for itself. |
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Tongue Twister
Something that gets your tang tongueled |
Tonic:
(1) Pertaining to 2000 pounds.
(2) Toward Nicholas. - Joseph Leff |
Tonight:
(1) Why a monarch stands directly in front of a kneeling man.
(2) A squire going to work.- Joseph Leff |
Took a Trip:
Fell. - Joseph Leff |
Topflight:
A toupee in a tornado. - Joseph Leff |
Topic:
Pertaining to the uppermmost part. - Joseph Leff |
Topical:
To select Albert. - Joseph Leff |
Torrent:
To lease. - Joseph Leff |
Toss Down:
Throw feathers. - Joseph Leff |
Totem:
Carry 'em. - Joseph Leff |
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Totter
To educate a female. Example - I totter everything she knows. |
Toucans:
One for ladies, one for gentlemen. - Joseph Leff |
Toulouse-Lautrec:
Tie it tighter, Lautrec. - Joseph Leff |
Toupee:
What you must do before leaving the wig store. - Joseph Leff |
Tout:
The opposite of tin. - Joseph Leff |
Towel:
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. - Joseph Leff |
Toxicant:
A poisonous insect. - Joseph Leff |
Toy Fish:
A plastic sturgeon. - Joseph Leff |
Tracking in Helsinki:
Tail Finn. - Joseph Leff |
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Traffic Light
A trick to get you halfway across the road before the cars start coming. |
Traffic Light:
Not during rush hour. - Joseph Leff |
Trained Rabbit:
how to make your hare stand up on end. - Joseph Leff |
Trampolinist:
Someone who always bounces back. - Joseph Leff |
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Transparent
(1) Dad or mum in a trance
(2) Mother or father of the invisible man. |
Transylvania:
Location fo the world's first blood bank. - Joseph Leff |
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Trapeze Artist
Someone who won't last very long without the gift of grab. |
Trapeze:
Snare a group of the fifth letter. - Joseph Leff |
Trash Pickup:
Mess haul. - Joseph Leff |
Travel Light:
Green. - Joseph Leff |
Traveler's Check:
Airport security. - Joseph Leff |
Treadmill:
Tire factory. - Joseph Leff |
Treason:
What a cone is to a pine tree. - Joseph Leff |
Treasurer:
To really adore 'er. - Joseph Leff |
Treaty:
Pertaining to snacks. - Joseph Leff |
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Treble
What musicians get into if they break the law. |
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Tree Surgeon
The only sort of doctor who can fall out of his patient. |
Tree:
In Brooklyn, two plus one. - Joseph Leff |
