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U
Often waits in the back of a queue. - Joseph
Leff
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U-Boat
(1) A shipload of female sheep.
(2) No, that's notta my boat. - Joseph
Leff
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U.C.L.A.
What you can observe on a clear day in southern California.
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Udder
Not dis nor dat. - Joseph Leff
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Ulcer
A city in Ireland. - Joseph Leff
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Ultramarine
The best sailor in the entire navy
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Umbilical Cord
Baby bunjee. - Joseph Leff
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Umpire
Strikes back. - Joseph Leff
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Unable
Cain's goal. - Joseph Leff
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Unabridged
A river you have to swim across
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Unallowed
Quiet. - Joseph Leff
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Unaltered
A bachelor. - Joseph Leff
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Unbarrred
Fired the poet. - Joseph Leff
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Unbased
Remove all the cooking sauces and gravy. - Joseph
Leff
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Unbeatable
Salad without beets. - Joseph Leff
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Unbeaten
A new drum. - Joseph Leff
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Unbend
Removed Benjamin. - Joseph Leff
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Unbreakable Toy
An object which is indestructible - until a child plays with it.
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Unbuild
Free, without statements. - Joseph Leff
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Unbowed
A tree without branches. - Joseph Leff
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Unbridled
Still a bachelor. - Joseph Leff
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Unclear
Pertaining to Pa's brother. - Joseph
Leff
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Uncounted
Lacking nobility. - Joseph Leff
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Uncouple
To divorce. - Joseph Leff
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Undercover Agent
A spy in bed
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Under Attack
Where the office memo is. - Joseph Leff
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Under Fire
Where the logs are. - Joseph Leff
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Underbrush
Where I left the toothpaste. - Joseph
Leff
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Underfoot
Only 11 inches. - Joseph Leff
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Underground
Below the coffee. - Joseph Leff
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Underground Garage
A wall-to-wall car pit.
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Underscore
Fewer than 20. - Joseph Leff
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Undersea
Vision-impaired. - Joseph Leff
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Undertaker
(1) A man who puts every customer in his place.
(2) A person who always carries out what he undertakes.
(3) Has a grave manner.
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Underway
Done by a broken scale. - Joseph Leff
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Undesigned
The posters weren't removed. - Joseph
Leff
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Undo
Get rid of the morning moisture. - Joseph
Leff
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Unearned
Removed the vases. - Joseph Leff
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Unearth
When a vampire visits a friend
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Unemployment
It's just not working. - Joseph Leff
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Unfinished Dictionary
A dictionary that stops at "nothing."
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Unfold
Without baby cows. - Joseph Leff
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Unfreeze
Puts in jail again. - Joseph Leff
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Unhappy
To leave only six dwarfs. - Joseph Leff
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Unhappy King's Son
Blue prince. - Joseph Leff
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Unheard
Pick one cow from the group. - Joseph
Leff
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Unheeded
Removed all the men. - Joseph Leff
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Unholy
Complete, entire. - Joseph Leff
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Unhorse
To cure laryngitis. - Joseph Leff
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Unicorn
One callous toe. - Joseph Leff
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Unison
An only boy
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