Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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U – Pages 12

U
Often waits in the back of a queue. Joseph Leff

U-Boat
(1) A shipload of female sheep.
(2) No, that’s notta my boat. Joseph Leff

U.C.L.A.
What you can observe on a clear day in southern California.

Udder
Not dis nor dat. Joseph Leff

Ulcer
A city in Ireland. Joseph Leff

Ultramarine
The best sailor in the entire navy

Umbilical Cord
Baby bunjee. Joseph Leff

Umpire
Strikes back. Joseph Leff

Unable
Cain’s goal. Joseph Leff

Unabridged
A river you have to swim across

Unallowed
Quiet. Joseph Leff

Unaltered
A bachelor. Joseph Leff

Unbarrred
Fired the poet. Joseph Leff

Unbased
Remove all the cooking sauces and gravy. Joseph Leff

Unbeatable
Salad without beets. Joseph Leff

Unbeaten
A new drum. Joseph Leff

Unbend
Removed Benjamin. Joseph Leff

Unbreakable Toy
An object which is indestructible – until a child plays with it.

Unbuild
Free, without statements. Joseph Leff

Unbowed
A tree without branches. Joseph Leff

Unbridled
Still a bachelor. Joseph Leff

Unclear
Pertaining to Pa’s brother. Joseph Leff

Uncounted
Lacking nobility. Joseph Leff

Uncouple
To divorce. Joseph Leff

Undercover Agent
A spy in bed

Under Attack
Where the office memo is. Joseph Leff

Under Fire
Where the logs are. Joseph Leff

Underbrush
Where I left the toothpaste. Joseph Leff

Underfoot
Only 11 inches. Joseph Leff

Underground
Below the coffee. Joseph Leff

Underground Garage
A wall-to-wall car pit.

Underscore
Fewer than 20. Joseph Leff

Undersea
Vision-impaired. Joseph Leff

Undertaker
(1) A man who puts every customer in his place.
(2) A person who always carries out what he undertakes.
(3) Has a grave manner.

Underway
Done by a broken scale. Joseph Leff

Undesigned
The posters weren’t removed. Joseph Leff

Undo
Get rid of the morning moisture. Joseph Leff

Unearned
Removed the vases. Joseph Leff

Unearth
When a vampire visits a friend

Unemployment
It’s just not working. Joseph Leff

Unfinished Dictionary
A dictionary that stops at “nothing.”

Unfold
Without baby cows. Joseph Leff

Unfreeze
Puts in jail again. Joseph Leff

Unhappy
To leave only six dwarfs. Joseph Leff

Unhappy King’s Son
Blue prince. Joseph Leff

Unheard
Pick one cow from the group. Joseph Leff

Unheeded
Removed all the men. Joseph Leff

Unholy
Complete, entire. Joseph Leff

Unhorse
To cure laryngitis. Joseph Leff

Unicorn
One callous toe. Joseph Leff

Unison
An only boy

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