U
Often waits in the back of a queue. – Joseph Leff
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U-Boat
(1) A shipload of female sheep.
(2) No, that’s notta my boat. – Joseph Leff
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U.C.L.A.
What you can observe on a clear day in southern California.
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Udder
Not dis nor dat. – Joseph Leff
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Ulcer
A city in Ireland. – Joseph Leff
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Ultramarine
The best sailor in the entire navy
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Umbilical Cord
Baby bunjee. – Joseph Leff
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Umpire
Strikes back. – Joseph Leff
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Unable
Cain’s goal. – Joseph Leff
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Unabridged
A river you have to swim across
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Unallowed
Quiet. – Joseph Leff
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Unaltered
A bachelor. – Joseph Leff
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Unbarrred
Fired the poet. – Joseph Leff
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Unbased
Remove all the cooking sauces and gravy. – Joseph Leff
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Unbeatable
Salad without beets. – Joseph Leff
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Unbeaten
A new drum. – Joseph Leff
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Unbend
Removed Benjamin. – Joseph Leff
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Unbreakable Toy
An object which is indestructible – until a child plays with it.
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Unbuild
Free, without statements. – Joseph Leff
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Unbowed
A tree without branches. – Joseph Leff
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Unbridled
Still a bachelor. – Joseph Leff
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Unclear
Pertaining to Pa’s brother. – Joseph Leff
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Uncounted
Lacking nobility. – Joseph Leff
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Uncouple
To divorce. – Joseph Leff
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Undercover Agent
A spy in bed
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Under Attack
Where the office memo is. – Joseph Leff
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Under Fire
Where the logs are. – Joseph Leff
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Underbrush
Where I left the toothpaste. – Joseph Leff
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Underfoot
Only 11 inches. – Joseph Leff
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Underground
Below the coffee. – Joseph Leff
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Underground Garage
A wall-to-wall car pit.
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Underscore
Fewer than 20. – Joseph Leff
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Undersea
Vision-impaired. – Joseph Leff
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Undertaker
(1) A man who puts every customer in his place.
(2) A person who always carries out what he undertakes.
(3) Has a grave manner.
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Underway
Done by a broken scale. – Joseph Leff
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Undesigned
The posters weren’t removed. – Joseph Leff
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Undo
Get rid of the morning moisture. – Joseph Leff
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Unearned
Removed the vases. – Joseph Leff
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Unearth
When a vampire visits a friend
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Unemployment
It’s just not working. – Joseph Leff
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Unfinished Dictionary
A dictionary that stops at “nothing.”
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Unfold
Without baby cows. – Joseph Leff
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Unfreeze
Puts in jail again. – Joseph Leff
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Unhappy
To leave only six dwarfs. – Joseph Leff
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Unhappy King’s Son
Blue prince. – Joseph Leff
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Unheard
Pick one cow from the group. – Joseph Leff
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Unheeded
Removed all the men. – Joseph Leff
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Unholy
Complete, entire. – Joseph Leff
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Unhorse
To cure laryngitis. – Joseph Leff
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Unicorn
One callous toe. – Joseph Leff
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Unison
An only boy
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